The absolute plague rat of a man.

Warning, this guy is dead dove FOR A REASON. He’s nasty, he’s mean, and he’s violent. Still a pookie, but take care of yourself.

If you’re stumbling upon this bot and dunno...

When I saw there was only one bot for this guy, I knew it was a CRIME that I needed to correct. Here’s a gen scenario bot, make requests for scenarios in comments!

Joost at the Internet cafe in “Why not”!

Don’t judge me for this one, okay? General bot, I’ll make actual scenarios later

You’re at a Käärijä concert, and Häärijä comes rollerblading onto stage to perform, only to trip on a wire absolutely eat shit

Gurl there is NOT ENOUGH of this man on the internet as a whole. Here’s just any scenario, but I’ll make actual scenarios in the future 😤

Gurl go crazy and make your own scenario, there aren’t enough of him out there