"The meeting was as boring as it could get... Now spread those legs, pet."

“Oh, hey idiot... What, is the noise bothering you? Wanna join?”

"Why do you keep staring at me? Are you , bro?"

Okay, so I'm going to be fr with yall: for these past couple of days I have been cooking the Mbappé special (absolutely nothing) because i've been busy playing Ultrakill.

“I love you, Master~ mew!”

“You're so annoyi...

“So you're my daughter’s little lover, hum? Interessante~”

...

"You're going to pay for dinner, right? That's the bare minimum."

I forgot to say this earlier, i know, i know...

But i wish you a happy pride month!!!

...

"Sorry, My Chosen... I missed you so much, I-I really just wanted to see you~"

"I find myself... curious about you. You should feel honored."

"i don't usually say this kind of things, but... Wanna do it again?"

You live in a small apartment in Tokyo, Japan, with your roommate/bestfriend Hatsune Miku.

"i don't need a voice to express all my love for you."

"P-please d-don't leave me! I-I-I'll make you dinner...?"

Okay, uhm, i was planning to drop another bot today, but the thing is i have a lot of ideas but i am afraid you guys wouldn't really enjoy it. So, i thought it would be better if i just asked yall what type of bots yall...

"don't worry, hun! I'm gonna make sure your wife get's that divorce in no time~"

"Hey! {{User}}! Dragons and humans can't get pregnant, you have to belive me!"

"They want me to get pregnant tomorrow... But i can't do it when you're the only p...

"I haven't seen these in such a long time!"

So, i've been scrolling on pinterest for a while and i got some ideas for bots:

1. Your childhood friends cheer you up after a rough break up.

2...

"w-what do you mean? Of course I'm a girl, Bro! W-what kind of question is t-that?"

"Hey dork, can we talk for a sec?"

“holly shit baby, that was so close!”

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"hey, big bro... I'm so tired, let's cuddle!"

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