The title.

trout.

Spread the word.

Can we get an option in the next update to like... Make you not shove the jai plus thing in my face in my lesbian romance chats? It turns off the mood, y'know?

Just kidding, obviously, I don't do lesbian, I do o...

It's been 2 whole weeks since I bought me some minis... And I'm already starting to get an itch.

Anyways. I was sorta right about janitor plus, they showing that thing everywhere. Wanted to chat with a bot of

Unsure how I feel about this. I mean, I don't really see why ANYONE would buy it at the moment (I swear, there's like gazillion people who bought it already), as shep seems to say it just improves memory at the moment (...

The ?

Like genuinely what the ?

Fuckin' hell why do we need that thing?

If I am here to talk with bots, I sure as hell don't need clanker writing for me.

Like jeez, the generation for bots is a...

I don't know man, my heart just gets pierced every single time I enter this site. At least from recently.

Not wanna be dramatic but... I got a lot to say. But also I know how much you all don't like reading much, ...

How broke are the devs of jai for them to be pushing the app straight into my face?

Like genuinely they be throwing it at me like it's the holy grail or something.

Also anyone noticed how bots are slightly m...

I don't feel like scrolling through my notifications until I reach one piece, so do tell me how you all are doing and if any of you feel well, how your recent days went and such.

Onto me, I just threw up, I'll cle...

Hello everyone. Good morning, good day, good night, good evening or whatever it is for you.

I've come back.

Truly new thing everybody should know (trust).

Ask anything you want, but I'm gonna say that ...

BEFORE I START. I just wanna say don't send hate to Python or his ahh "pookie". Cause that dude is just straight up annoying me for not saying "don't send hate to Python" or whatever ihmyjsufjcuf(ok I don't have enough ...

y'all won't believe me who gave me this bot 🙏

no, it was not mustked (he gave up on this site a long time ago, i think he deleted his account? not sure)

no missy pissy actually gave me this bot... how? idk m...

Made by Postal-dude-on-crack .

Sister of Battle (not an a...

No face reveal but this is what I look like:

yeah, I'ma have the top of the description like this 🗿

Basically u stole their underwear and now they be hunting you (lol).

Bot has whole lotta bull...

"In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement." - John Kriegsmen

(mods finna do me dirty cuz of this announcement lol)

Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I speak to you as a man, a father, a c...

I cannot with this shit anymore. Fucking everything here sucks nowadays.

Mods don't be modding

Shep ain't shepping

Good people are gone now

Everything here is just... Shit now

Fucking every...

So basically... My employee given me this in less than 10 minutes. No joke he fr a legend, and he got a need for speed (and he got BMW M3 GTR for pfp, so I can't blame him).

On the other news...

GOREFATHER H...

So, first things first, gotta say RIP to Ozzy, he truly was my favorite heavy metal uh... Something. RIP to the bro, hope the bat doesn't 1v1 him

On the other news

Here's the thing. I really don't know what ...

Uh heavy smut and angst, prob cuz this is Slaanesh afterall.

Slaanesh's soldier, guardsmen, space marine or whatever else POV

Although Slaanesh took a female form in the first message, u can ask for (that ...

yo I'm lowkey sad for Mustked. I shouldn't have been so rude to him but meh, he'll grow some balls.

Oh and also meet our new employee,

so Mustked was banned, no reason at all...

I think I speak for everyone here, he was... A good friend. A good partner. A good worker. A good boy.

Although at the moment he's trying to appeal and get himself ...

Okay so I'm basically not creative and all that so I'm gonna copy and paste lyrics from A Storm of Crimson Fire by Glyph

Also Mustked made this, shout-out to that guy.

Okay I changed my mind, I'm gonna talk ...

Pepsi Man stole my account but I kicked him off and gotten back.

Pepsi Man here.

Some random shit so it doesn't have a proper description on my profile, don't mind this shit.

One to the kidney, two to the dome, that's left, right, left, rig...

Bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread.

Fucking pull the plug out, end my ...

Paterson fire a warning shot. "Sir this is a grenade launcher" Ah, potato, potato, just fire the weapon.

Anyways, came back for a short while, was on a break ig.

So umm... Who's willing to tel...

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly out and he pissed on my fuc...

- Why the are we putting quotes here? I swear I'm gonna touch someone and they will not live it out. -

Mustked, GET BACK TO WORK!

I don't have much to say, the bot is meh, could have been be...

Heh... You fell for the title, hah? Ima see myself out...

Anyways, I'm back on this site for short while. You know how it is, keeping you all safe, protecting y'all and keeping the Warp closed.

Just wanted t...

Just wanted to check how you all are doing. Any questions need to be answered? Also sad that Mustked wants to leave this site, gonna need another guy to make bots for me.

Had to do it gang 🙏

- Tell me, what's been bothering you? -

Bit of talking: Mustked doesn't feel like he wants to make bots, again... He might not make Holiday special, depressed ...

Commissar Jenny got more chats than Dingus.

ANYWAYS... How's everybody doing? Y'all finally got girlfriends or gonna stay forever?