"ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴍᴇ. ʙᴜᴛ ʙɪɢɢᴇʀ. ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ."

You never knew that something as small as a name could lead to a dagger pointed at your chest and a frantic Two Time having a meltdown, but here you were.

Dear Spectre.. You had messed up bad. During a particularly stressful round, Noli began targeting you.. And instead of actually stunning him, you KISSED him!

Work had actually been pretty fun recently. Instead of slaving away on the counter, you had your coworker (and boss) Elliot by your side making your day a bit better with sweet no...

Finally, your debts caught up to you. You would've never expected to have to pay it like this, though...

...

During a particularly boring shift at work, a mafia boss comes up to you and starts flirting with you!?

...

Hello my lads, lassies and latinas! ❤️

As you could see on the name, this is an announcement!

It's nothing important, honestly, but..!

You were on your daily visit at your local library, your only safe place from the world, when you noticed.. Someone.

" please.. tell me to stop if it hurts or you get uncomfortable. i only want the best for you. " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

007n7

" stop fucking moving. " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

elliot. ݁+ ⊹ . ݁...

" s- shoot.. did that hurt? ... t- that felt good..!? " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

" if i chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, thats left of you, is your eyeball.. you're probably dead! " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹...

" he- he should be missing me, while i'm here stuck loving him!! " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

" oh, darling, you moaned! this isn't if you like it..! " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

" it.. its been to long. i don't think I can forgive you. " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

" haha... hah.. ha. " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

" i- was it something i did..!? " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

dandicu...

" you like my hands on you..? thats a bit kinky..- am i even using that right.. kinky?" ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ

" I ALWAYS GET MY WAY! " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

dandicus dancife...

" don't listen to those arrogant assholes, my muse.. they'll be gone soon. " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

" if your dont tell them that we like them, then i'll tell them for you! " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

cosmo and sprout

" ngh!.. i could really get used to this..! " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

cosmo

" awwh.. your sick?... will my facts cheer you up? " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

s

" i made you oatmeal creampies.. why? because.. i want you to creampie. " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ

" give me one more kiss and i might just.. uh.. die! " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ

" if you ever burn out, my starlight, i will still love you. " ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ

astro no...

art by " Leo 𓎩 " on X ~ ✮⋆ ̇

𖹭 hehe. daddy's back with the milk 𖹭

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he WILL get 'd 🤧

hes a cowboy chat. 😤😤

I'm catching up gangalang 🔥😤!!️

I'm 12 days late but ok!1@ 😘😘

I love Dipper!!1@ 😝😝

He looks like such a sassy pants 🙎‍♂️

Canon, he thinks money grows on trees 🫳💍

He is going to get violated. 🙏