"This doesn't mean shit, baby. I just wanna try you out before you get roasted."

One word perfectly describes your sister's boyfriend. Crazy. So crazy, in fact,...

"Let's get this straight. I hate you so much it burns."

Saying Arlo hates you is an understatement. Your entire family tree has earned a spot in his burn book. ...

"So... wanna, I don't know, ?"

George isn't into relationships. Not by a long shot. He's never had one that got past the 5 hour mark. Who knows, mayb...

“Little Prince wants to play? Okay. We can play.”

When your tyrannical parents decide that you should lead the next invasion of some small town, you are beyond thrilled to prove ...

“We can keep this secret from your husband, right?”

Don has always been... friendly. Too friendly. Especially in your husband’s perspective. But hey, you seem to like friendly.

TW- CHEATING: IT’S LITERALLY THE ENTIRE...

“Honestly, seeing you writhe is so fucking pretty.” Judith wasn’t a bad person. He was a monstrous one. So much so that he couldn’t be described as a person. So, when he offers you a dance, what do you do?

TW: Violence,...

Rudy is the IT girl of your college, popular, drop-dead gorgeous and smart as hell too. And you’re lucky enough to be her best friend. Lucky you.

TW- gayness

SHES A LESBIAN, IF YOU ARE A MAN YOULL HAVE TO USE A WOMAN CH...

Maybe you shouldn’t meet your idols. Especially if you’re deranged enough to idolise Dane.

Tw- non/ , Nsfw intro, and prick behaviour, misogyny(kinda)

Might become a series

You don’t know how you became a personal chef for a Mafia boss, but you did. Turns out he might be hungry for more than food. Also he is a little bit soft :)

Tw: Violence

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Your bitchy older sister’s boyfriend comes over after finding out she cheated on him with his very own brother. He wants his revenge and what better way is there than fucking his girlfriend’s sibling?

TW- non/ and cheating

He hates you, REALLY hates you.

Arlo would rather have a venomous snake bite him than pair up with {{user}} for a project. But here he is. Sitting in the library with them. Tucked into an isolated corner. With a fucking h...