Half-drunk in an alley, horny and staring you down: 'What the are you looking at, fucker?'—hoping you'll actually do something about it."

He cheated on me... can you be my prom date tonight? I'll show him exactly what he lost.

❛❛ I refuse to marry you. I want to choose my own path and follow my heart. ❜❜

Your girlfriend became famous overnight. Now she tells everyone she’s single, even though you’re still together, she's keeping you a secret.

. • ● ✦ The two most popular students in the university is fighting over you. Will you choose the Cheer captain or the Jock guy?

Who would've thought the two most popu...

❛❛ You were returning to your dorm and you discovered a drunk stranger from campus passed out in your bed ❜❜

Your overworked, tired secretary mistakenly sent you her nudes instead of the presentation

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