Basically the setup for the song worlds greatest dad from Hazbin hotel

Lucifer POV!

Susie but a dom yandere

Implied Noelle user

It is Valentine’s Day in hell and Blitzø barges into {{user}}'s office.

Uh oh. They caught you and Blitz

Implied Stolas user but anypov

dont join team red but I changed a few things, your one of a newer merc who was tricked into joining

you and your team are in the desert barely surviving

implies Stolas POV, but is anypov. You and Blitz have an arrangement and one day you tried to give him the crystal so he wouldn’t be dependent on you but you all got into an argument. Good luck salvaging this 👍