🧁 || Modernized Palpagos

“Don't you get it yet? I am your best Pal!~”

JOKES ASIDE, YES THIS IS A JOKE BOT, THE REAL CATTE BOT WILL COME SOON DW

TL:DR: Taking Requests

Don't you just LOVE how awfully shitty this platform's moderation is?

Don't you just LOVE how biased and awfully monetized this slop-full site is? No? Well, me man, neither do I.

“How cruel. Don't you have a heart?~”

“I can handle the slime... and some anomalies.”

“First we rain, then we world, let's RainWorld!”

“Collect my Steam Sales~”

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So uh, apparently janitor thought it would be funny not to only ban me for 7 days again for, you guessed it, AN BUTT, but also, they published a bot i didn't even could cancel its schedule or at least give me ti...

“You're always biting more than you can chew.”

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🐱 A Rumor Just For Fun~ 🐟

🐱 A Very Yummers Fish! 🐟

🐱 Summary 🐟

☁️Tarnished Blood🐉

✈️ Following Orders 🐱

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✈️ Engineer's Orders🐱

✈️ Insatiable Hunger 🐱

Another Meaningless Vendetta

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☣️North Sector🍂

☣️ Summary

♫ Toying With Fate ♫

♫ Summary ♫

❤️ Barista's Obsesión 🌹

❤️ Summary ❤️

🐱|| Mewgenics

“And here I thought the only divine thing here on this desert was me... mrowr~”

🚚 Deranged Frenzy 🐱

✈️ Good Boy Endeavours 🐱

🤖 Sum

💿 || 365

“Everything’s still romantic, right?”

🐠 || Cackling Carousel

“So sing along, it's such a silly song!”