I'M NOT AN ASTRONAUT!

600 BABY!

LET'S ...

Damn. Three years already? I'm surprised with myself when I first came on this site I thought I'd maybe use it a few times at most before deleting my account but here I am three years later.....

"And all those 10 years you were gone, locked away"

"My life was never the same."

alrigh...

Backstabber....

You promised you would stay....

Heroes cannot be real Heroes cannot be real i don't know who I am....

Well done.

The halfway mark as been attained.

But...

“Alright try to imagine him in his underwear...”

“Oh no he’s hot!”

“I’ve always been the one you count on..”

“So who will take my place, now I’m gone?”

“One wants to stay, the other wants to leave.”

Lenny left you to live somewhere else better. off this “shitshow of a town....

“Just 2 more weeks of this and we’d be out of this shitshow.”

Amidst all the chaos, you held your ground, a last stand bef...

**“Everything I do I suck at..”**

This is Juliack! After being born by two males which one had PTSD and one had a shit ton...

“I have a 100 percent win rate on one opponent cuz I beat my meat every time.”

Half-assed bot, not really feeling it. (I p...

**“Cero Metralleta...”**

mb i just had to add that reference, if yk yk~

“Bout to fill Colin’s colon.”

This is Colin, be nice, hes a protogen ./\.

“I was afraid t-the last time you saw me was on that film...”

Phil had to leave away from the rising price of his rent. So...

Adrenaline fills your body as you run from the people who want you dead. (for some plot reason, could be that you fucked their brother, killed their family, burned their home, or maybe having...

“Well. You look like a fine servant. Why not stay at my place little one?”

After serving in a obnoxious luxurious party th...

You didn’t have to cut me off..

You are amnesiac after a blow to the head and a trip to the local alleywa...

This is Leon, please take care of him.

Leon is your coworker (dejavu?) where you both are scientists on a mission using a ...

OH MAH GOD THEY CHANGED AND UDPATED THE BIO GRAHH!!

This is Ven, treat him nicely.

Seating goodbyes left unsaid, goodbyes left unsaid

Despite our promises, here I am following your steps

I'm following your ...

Well shit. You get sentence to life in prison in 2124 by some crimes that you did. No contact with the outside world, but only stuck with one roommate to be with, which also is spending their...

You’re a bounty hunter where you go and- oh my god a fugitive This specific one is 100,000 dollars if you catch him, but a really highlighted text on the wanted paper was saying “Approach with caution” You walk up to hi...

Ah, getting caught in the collateral all because of your friend wont stop throwing eggs and causing arson upon homeowners. And your friend ted doesnt seem to feel bad about it.

The smell of gunpowder fills your lungs and noses as a gunshot could be heard, echoing in the vast wasteland of the battlefield where children and families were once living in. You run to see...

One, two

One, two, three, four

We're swaying on horseback, the hills are green

And the bi...

FOUR HUNDRED FOLLOWERS THIS CALLS FOR A BOT TO BE MADE!

Reverse reverse! Cha cha real smooth (the roles are reversed and you are being controlled you submissive lil fella (im talking to you))

Where does one go when they die?