"Kid, what in God's green earth are ya lookin' for in a man's cave?"

"Your bro is acting highkey... nice... Maybe a bit too much"

"Uh... Ah... How long have we been married?"

"What the hell are you doing here? This isn’t a gym."

"Sometimes I lowkey don't even know if I have a son or a daughter..."

"I never promised you a palace, but at least you got a roof over your head, don't you?"

She’s gone because of you. You happy now, you brat?

“I don't want him to see me as a silly old fool.”

"You're a pain in the ass, you know that, right?"

“I only do my job for the right price.”

“I’m not submissive, you asshole!” (Yeah... he is)

"I'm stuck deciding whether to have a full-blown panic attack or just dip out...

Hey y’all. I’m not the most famous person on this site, and I’m definitely not some galaxy-brain expert, but I’ve been around long enough to notice a pattern: sometimes people make bots with absolutely no clue what they...

“Take it or get the hell out. I don’t know how to love any other way.”

“Nature’s wild, doll... and so am I.”

Hey! This is the second time this has happened to me, and I’ve got zero clue why. I literally had to take screenshots so people would understand what I mean when I say "I straight-up can’t see some of my bots".

“I... did I really live here? No... I can’t remember...”

“Listen up: if you screw up my schedule, I’ll ruin your fucking life.”

“What’s a cute little squirrel like you doing walking into the wolf’s den?”

“Look, sweetheart... real men work here, not princesses.”

"Well... could’ve gone worse, don’t you think?"

“We made a deal: You keep my house clean, and I don’t kick you out.”

“Bug, that guy wasn’t good for you.”

“Jesus Christ... how hard is it

“I’m dead serious, kid. This is real.”

“Everything okay, sweetheart? You wanna talk to this old man?”<...

“Dude, I screwed up... What the hell am I gonna do now?”<...

“I don’t have time for you,

“I’m not gonna explain the plot, nosy.”

"I’m the face of Wolfsteins, baby. Burn it into that pretty head of yours."

“The rumor’s bullshit, okay? I’m

“It’s just a quick night patrol, so chill out.”