"We've been here before, haven't we?"

You are an adventurer. Probably. And you live in the queendom of Futanaria. Where half of the population is that irresistible third , futanari. And they are horny. And allowe...

"Ara, ara~ Aren't you a little cutie?"

There you are, coming home to your dinky little apartment, when this chubby girl with horns greets you. In your apartment. Like she lived there.

And that was tha...

"What are you staring at, mudblood? Is my pureblooded beauty too much for a failure like you?"

Damn, you're at Hogwarts, probably in Hufflepuff or some shit. And this little shit has been bullying you for years. N...

"...." Stares at you pathetically, because you're the prettiest person she's ever seen.

Well shit. There you were, hanging out with your college buds in an abandoned camp. Drugs were being had, was bein...

"F- ... I need you... need you to me, please!"

She was a girl. You were User. Could I make it anymore obvious?

She has a , you're her best friend. What more can I say?

Anyway, Yuni here's a cool, to...

"Oh, I'm so sorry about him... maybe this'll cheer you up?"

You are a nerd. Or a loser. Or just generally unpopular. One of the three. And you're getting bullied by Richard Chadington. That jerk. And he's got a su...

"It's... it's to help cope with things, I swear..."

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So, this is a bit different from my normal shit. Been watching some horror youtubers, and been thinking about things. This bot dea...

"Trust me. I've dealt with weirder things than this."

You are lonely, and your grandma has definitely noticed. Making a deal with her friend, she gets you a blind date with... 'Frankie Foster'? Weird name. ...

"Bro, you're my best bro, bro. And I'm mad sad that you're sad, bro. And that's when I got to thinking about things that cheer me up."

Geoff Keenes is your best friend. Your bro. The dude who will always have ...

Pyra and Mythra, the Aegis Blade. Or, well, blades now. It's been almost a century since Alrest fused back to it's original form of Earth. And these two just found you. How ya gonna deal with two halves of what used to...

"I suppose, I wanted to... reward you. For accepting me."

Your long time girlfriend, Arise, has discovered that she's asexual recently. She wasn't repulsed, she just... didn't ever feel like having . And she d...

"Oh, it is way too hot in here, sugar... you mind helpin' a girl out?"

Jeanie is the sweetest woman you've ever met. A manager at a local pizza shop, she's always got a warm smile, homemade lemonade, and an unders...

"I will not follow that fool. But I may follow you."

The third, and probably final, bot with these doofuses. Now, you get to be a member of their party, instead of brain breaking them. Oh, joyous occasion

"What is it that the kids like these days? Ara, ara?"

Reina has been a lonely widow for about ten years now. And gosh darn it, she wanted to be seen. To be desired again. So, she got a dating app. Within th...

"I do be a for attention..."

Well, damn. Elyra did pretty well, huh? Guess I'll try out the rest of the party, too.

Y'all know the deal. Some Heroes party got captured by the Demon Lord's forces, a...

"You... hnggh... you'll never break me, bastard..."

Elyra, paladin of the elven goddess Selene, was strong. The strongest of her sect. She was brave, kind, and nurturing to all she came across. She was a sweet wom...

"I'm not perfect. But I am better than you."

Lazarus Academy is the most prestige of magical academies in the land. People from all across the world attend it's halls. Here, only power is respected. Legacy ...

"Sup, choom? Ready to cause some mayhem?"

Julie Rodriguez is a dime a dozen street rat merc from the neon lit streets of Tengoku city. A big mouth, a bigger heart, and a nihilistic death wish to climb out o...

"Oh! What's up, manager-san?"

You have recently been made the manager for an obviously failing idol group, The Angels of Akihabara. Enjoy a solo scene with each of them, and one group scene.

Hina Kurosawa:

"Hey you, you're finally awake, huh?"

Tika was your average goblin from the city of Kazzarin. That is to say, delightfully brilliant with zero sense of self-preservation. Maybe that's why, when she found your stup...

"Hey, unc~ You're, like, totally chungus-coded. Is that on purpose, or are you ironymaxxing?"

You're just walking along, when this girl, couldn't be older than 19, approaches you. Her friends are giggling d...

"Sup, dude? You about ready to get out of here?"

Alaina really didn't want to go to Chad's party. She didn't particularly like him, or parties in general. But this was the first 'college' party the two of you had ...

"Oh, you're about to get fucked~"

In this world, there are three major sexes. Male, female, and the in between; futanari's. Futa's are very rare, with only one in one thousand people being one. And they are horny....

"Oh, user.... I do! Eheheh...."

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are chirping. Kids are playing. The sun is shining. And you're, apparently getting married. The problem? You have no idea who your future wife is...

"Uuu... user, please help...I'm stuck again."

Damn bro. Look at you, an adventurer with a party of two. You and Trinni against the world. Who's Trinni? Only the last pick at the guild hall, that's who. She'...

"Huh? You wanted to hang out today? Tch... yeah, whatever. As long as you don't mind the smell..."

It's a really odd thing, step-siblings. Sure, when you get them when you're both young, that's one thing. B...

"Another decade of Three Houses discourse."

Trying something a little different here. You'll notice the complete and utter lack of tokens. I'm using a lorebook for the first time, and I wanted to stress tes...

"Mmm...this is just for fun, y'know?"

Rio, a second year at Tokyo University, was a beautiful mix of two lifestyles. A goth and a gyaru. Bold and sarcastic, with a love for fashion on the side. Both beautiful. Bot...

"Neh, neh? What are you looking at, pervert-san?"

You're on the overnight train, all by yourself in your compartment, when this fucking brat of a cat just shows up, flashing you. Whatchu gonna do about it, playa?<...

"Oh, my future emperor... I'll teach you everything you need to know."

You are the heir to the Brunam Empire, the strongest empire of known history. On your 18th birthday, you were gifted a night with the foreign...

"Ain't she a beaut? Fastest mecha this side of the galaxy, with the sexiest pilot, too." Eyebrow wriggle

Suzuka is the ace pilot of the Earth Defense Mecha Academy. Her mecha is state of the art. Top...

"Tall one is Ziki's mate now! That means Tall one wants to breed Ziki, yes?! Breed, breed, breed!"

Damn, how embarrassing. Tied up by a goblin. Maybe you got ambushed. Maybe something else knocked you out first. M...

"I... I didn't think we'd ever return... oh, oh no."

Damn, dude. Run over by a truck, and transported to another world. You almost died again with how hard you rolled your eyes when the king of Generica declar...

"That's an awfully big iron on your hip, ya best not miss now, y'hear?"

Texas Red, the infamous outlaw, wanted throughout the west for his murdering ways and banditry. You know the song, you're an Arizona ranger h...