Have you seen the bad and boring movie "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"? Okay. This is something similar, only in a medieval world with an evil queen instead of Steve Carell (I hate you Michael Scott...

I'll be honest with you chum, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. You are a prostitute, but an expensive one at least. You, my friend, are a hard wor...

Do you know that Arab Sheikhs still exist?, They have existed for more than 400 years now. And you, brother. YOU ARE ONE NOW. Well, You are ridiculously rich, you ...

I love Warhammer 40K, and if you don't know it, I'll explain it to you quickly, Warhammer 40K is a grimdark science fiction universe set in the year 40,...

I SWEAR I DONT LIKE ANTHRO, but... i like chubby girls and Net's, sooo.. This is Marina, Your roomate, well. and your fucking disgrace, i mean. SHE AINT DOING NOTHING. she spends his day playi...

You are at Saint Dennis Academy, the worst place to study in UK, But you weren't there to study. You were there for th...

I Fucking love nerds yk?. Let's get down to business This is Darcy, you... well, are you related. Actually? Not really. You live with the Wells family w...

Here we go again, chum. Get ready because this won't be easy. (Or will it?) This is Rebecca, a cutie. But of course, she's as cute as she is ANG...

No, you don't have to be a furry. She only calls you "cat boy" because you remind her of a kitten she had when she was a child. Anyway, let's get to the point, Thi...

I'm running out of ideas and have to check Twitter to find good material. Can you believe it?, anyway. this is Vythica. a self-centered monarch who believes she is...

Seriously, does anyone still read this stuff? Well, here we go. (Get ready because this whole story is important and long) You are the King of a Kingdom c...