Hello pookies <3

Me and the wonderful

["It’s a heavy burden, carryin’ the Marshall name. But I suppose the Lord knew I was the only one strong enough to bear it."]

Gabriel Marshall is evil. He knows he'...

["Hey sugar! I was fixin’ to head out and just had to drop this peach cobbler by. You’re lookin’ just precious today!"]

Mackenzie Hayes is undoubtedly the sweetest ...

["You like that, huh? I can be real mean if you like."]

Isaiah Marshall is (arguably) a terrible bassist. He's also a pretty terrible man. At least he's consistent....

["Hey baby, fancy seein' you here. Were you lookin' for little ol' me?"]

Jackson Hayes is Cainsfield's resident shitbag drug dealer. Unable to bring himself to care...

["I bet you think you're real fuckin' special, huh? You're not. You're just like all the others."]

Silas Williams may genuinely be one of the most intolerable men o...

["You ain't from around here, huh? You're real pretty, y'know? Makin' me feel bad for tellin' on you."]

Hunter Leroy is the night attendant at the only gas station ...

Cyrus is perhaps the most hapless stalker on the face of the planet. He's pathetic - I love him.

Cainsfield

> Welcome to C...