“I’m gonna milk your processor dry~”

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“Crushing so hard it feels like i’m under a hydraulic press”

“You make my motherboard overheat whenever i look at your code~”

“I wish i was built as a different model.”

“My little keyboard under a sky of screens, all mine to type on all day~”

“You’re like ram, you’re hard to get but i need you so bad.”

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