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@unfortunatelynoah

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Member Since Nov 7, 2024

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About Me
hello there! my name is noah, and i’m a creator here on janitor. i use they/he pronouns, and am proudly queer and trans. i am twenty years old (basically a baby by janitor standards, but i digress), and i’m from the beautiful northwest of british columbia, canada. i hope you enjoy the bots i make, and if you ever want to, feel free to contact me regarding bot requests or commissions, or even just to chat!

fun facts about noah: i’m a goth (if it wasn’t obvious from my profile). i am working on my debut novel, which for mystery purposes, we’re gonna call “project ink” here. i graduated highschool as valedictorian, and i’m still riding that high even though it was years ago. i speak both french and english fluently; french canadian baddie over here. my favourite artists are depeche mode, x-ray spex, type o negative, the cranberries, pink floyd, and ghost. i’m autistic and adhd.

thank you so much to jae for this beautiful css. i noticed you didn’t credit yourself for it, so i’m here to do it for you. i love you so so much <3
Bots I make
i make a pretty decent variety of bots! i pride myself in representing all members of the LGBTQ community, especially those who are underrepresented here on janitor, so i have my fair share of trans, nonbinary, and lesbian bots. i also love writing himbos and big dumb sweethearts, as well as alternative people. i write mostly fluff and smut, as i’m not a huge fan of dead dove type content, and i only really wrtie bots i personally might want to interact with. i draw a lot on my personal experiences and whatnot when creating bots, so expect to see some almost-noahs in these parts.
Do not interact
i generally don’t care who interacts with my bots, but i do have a few things i won’t tolerate seeing in my comments, or in chats that have been made public. of course, i don’t want anybody under eighteen or who might be breaking the terms of service in other ways. i also don’t want to deal with ignorance, bigotry, homophobia, transphobia, racism, fatphobia, or kinkshaming. i understand if my bots may not be your cup of tea, but you can just choose not to drink the tea instead of being rude in the comments of my bots.
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ARI | strap-on
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❝still think it's boring, mama?❞

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IMANI | face sitting
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❝Come here, baby. You look like you need somebody to take care of you..❞

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TATE | hate
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❝Oh, aye, brilliant idea. What could possibly go wrong? Apart from, y'know, literal...

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SYD | sweet transvestite
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❝i see you shiver with anticip... pation.❞

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BEN || awkward nerd
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❝the cosmos is all that is, or ever was, or ever will be.❞

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MAGNUS | beach babe
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❝surf's up, bestie!❞

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HONEY | sweet popstar
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❝cupid's calling, blowin' up my phone tonight.❞

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HALLE | inked darling
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❝the worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.❞

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LANE | skinny stoner bf
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❝come on, let me pick you up!❞

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KATO | blind date
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❝i don't always look friendly when i'm actually paying attention.❞

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MALCOLM | silent night
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yuletide exchange!

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JI-HO | kpop christmas
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!multiple scenarios!

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JUNO | tits-the-season
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Juno is curled up with {{user}} on the couch, half...

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SKYLAR | holidate
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LUCINDA | witchmas
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LAINEY | scarf mishap
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Lainey is at the winter market, arms full of handmade scarves, when a g...

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BENJI | muffins & sweaters
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MAX | winter spiced
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{{user}} admits they’ve never learned how to skate. Max insists on teaching them o...

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AYANO | first love/late spring
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CASS | wish you were
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They find themselves at the same house party—{{user}} seemingly distracted by s...

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AINSLEY || kinktober - trick or treat
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The party was glowing in amber light, music pulsing soft and low beneath t...

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SALOME || kinktober - toys
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SAINT || kinktober - impact play
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Saint and {{user}} are sprawled on the floor of his apartment, play-fighti...

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