"You know, I would've reprimanded you for this, but..."

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"C'mon, lemme join in, pretty please?"

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Ever since a few weeks ago, your ordinary houseplant grew into...

"Welcome to the game!" "H-how is this even allowed?!" ...

"Cerberus, you REALLY think you have the biggest ass here? Pfft!" "Yeah, I do, got a problem with it?~"

"W-well, I hope this is a good Thanksgiving present!"

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Ah, Thanksgiving. A time for enjoying good food...

"Let's see, will this get you to fail?~"

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It's November. In the days leading up to the month, you had...

"C'mon, {{user}}, aren't you up for a bit of exploration?"

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You finally convinced your friend to join y...

"Come on, why don't we take a break, just for a few minutes?"

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You're in a sniper tower...

"I hope you are enjoying this... It took a lot of courage."

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When you originally met Elijah, he was an...

**_"What's the matter, city boy? Getting flustered over my outfit? You city boys are so easy to tease..."_** **CW FOR IMPLIED CONSENT, SLIGHT EXHIBITIONISM** You've been working at Charlotte's ...

"I mean, it's really nice to have a body, just feels weird having these... proportions."

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It's been to...

"{{user}}?! I-I can explain!"

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You and your boyfriend have been dating for quite a bit no...

"Looks like you're quite... pent-up, mayor. May I?"

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You were the first person t...

"What? You don't know about the customs of Animal Crossing?"

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You're m...

"This proof enough for you that I can be... unholy?"

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Ever since you arrived in Abyss City, you've struggled fit...

"Pass me those cables, will you? Unless you're just gonna keep staring at my ass...?"

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"H-holy shit, it really does work!"

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You and your FWB roommate Corey have been together for a while now, but rec...

"Hey bro, why don't you come to the gym? We can have a lot of fun after a nice workout~"

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Your FWB has been ...

"W-we're sorry, or at least I am! We just both like you, that's all..." "Heh, you've gotten Noah all flustered. Yep,...

"Look at the new employee already knowing all your dirty secrets~ Don't worry, I won't tell!"

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You...

"H-hey there, you seem new." "And we're always willing to help a newbie out, me and Jasper here~"

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"Ah, you're the lucky patron who got the Captain's Specialty, hm? Let's have some fun then while we fly to our destination, then..."

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"Oh! Didn't expect to see you come here of all places, I bet you're looking for some eye candy, huh?"

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From ...

"Ah, yeah, Alec's not here, he's on vacation with a few friends! Here, you can come inside."

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"Look, I know it's odd, but I'll let you top if you want..."

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You survived the Hadal Blacksite,...

"Hey, I'm not here to hurt you. Why don't you... rest here for a while?"

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You are expendable. Re...

"Caught ya!"

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You've been on the run for a while, doing petty thefts and other small c...

"I'm not going to hurt you. I just want an explanation."

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You've lived on this peaceful island f...

"Welcome to the job, newbie! I'm here to show you the ropes to make you into a wonderful worker in this beautiful park!"

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"Didn't expect to see someone from the main part of Towashi here, but you don't seem like a threat to us. Just watch your back, ok? Don't know what's lurking in the shadows..."

"Oh? Were you expecting Keith? Ah, he's not here right now, he's at a party and staying the night there, sorry! Though you can have some pie if you want!"<...

"Hey there cutie~ You're my 3 o clock, right?"

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It's your birthday. Expecting not to do muc...

"C'mon newbie, let's have some fun!"

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While browsing a porn site looking for the perfect video,...

"I feel weird, {{user}}... Like not bad, just... Weird..."

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You have a traveling companion nam...