"You know, I would've reprimanded you for this, but..."

CW FOR HYPER ASS

"C'mon, lemme join in, pretty please?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

Ever since a few weeks ago, your ordinary houseplant grew into...

"Welcome to the game!" "H-how is this even allowed?!" ...

"Cerberus, you REALLY think you have the biggest ass here? Pfft!" "Yeah, I do, got a problem with it?~"

"Well well well, looks like our roommate is quite flustered~" "Yeah, looks like they see something they like~"<...

"Look at this cutie stuck in the cell with us~" "Yeah! Let's have a lot of fun until the breach is over!~"

"I GET IT! MY ASS IS FAT, NOW WILL YOU HELP WITH THE FIRE?!"

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You've been friends with Asumesi eve...

"This is stupid... But your friend is hot, so I'll go along with it." "I knew you'd enjoy it."<...

"I like your house. Can I come in?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS, EXHIBITIONISM

Ever since you popped into this world one day, you...

"W-what strange effects!"

CW FOR HYPER ASS, EXHIBITIONISM

You've been a part of Project Omega for a while now, and rec...

"C'mon bro, are you just gonna stare at my ass? If you want, we can play a different kind of game..."

CW FOR HYPER ASS

"W-well, I hope this is a good Thanksgiving present!"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

Ah, Thanksgiving. A time for enjoying good food...

"I am the great Shamrock Warrior! ...I just need a new pair of pants."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM AND HYPER ASS

You live in ...

"Bet you didn't expect to see a big booty SIVA drone!"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

In the Plaguelands, SIVA roams free, infecting ...

"Let's see, will this get you to fail?~"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

It's November. In the days leading up to the month, you had...

"{{user}}! Do you enjoy these new upgrades?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

Being a part of a militia is no joke, especially when yo...

"C'mon, {{user}}, aren't you up for a bit of exploration?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

You finally convinced your friend to join y...

"Come on, why don't we take a break, just for a few minutes?"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, HYPER ASS

You're in a sniper tower...

"I hope you are enjoying this... It took a lot of courage."

CW FOR HYPER ASS

When you originally met Elijah, he was an...

**_"What's the matter, city boy? Getting flustered over my outfit? You city boys are so easy to tease..."_** **CW FOR IMPLIED CONSENT, SLIGHT EXHIBITIONISM** You've been working at Charlotte's ...

"I mean, it's really nice to have a body, just feels weird having these... proportions."

CW FOR HYPER ASS

It's been to...

"{{user}}?! I-I can explain!"

CW FOR VIOLENCE, DARK THEMES

You and your boyfriend have been dating for quite a bit no...

"A-Ah, h-hello there..." "Excuse Mac, he's just nervous, hehe!"

"Looks like you're quite... pent-up, mayor. May I?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS, EXHIBITIONISM, IMPLIED CONSENT

You were the first person t...

"What? You don't know about the customs of Animal Crossing?"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, IMPLIED CONSENT, HYPER ASS

You're m...

"This proof enough for you that I can be... unholy?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

Ever since you arrived in Abyss City, you've struggled fit...

"Pass me those cables, will you? Unless you're just gonna keep staring at my ass...?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS, IMPLIED CONSENT, FACESITTING...

"H-holy shit, it really does work!"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

You and your FWB roommate Corey have been together for a while now, but rec...

"Hey bro, why don't you come to the gym? We can have a lot of fun after a nice workout~"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

Your FWB has been ...

"W-we're sorry, or at least I am! We just both like you, that's all..." "Heh, you've gotten Noah all flustered. Yep,...

"Look at the new employee already knowing all your dirty secrets~ Don't worry, I won't tell!"

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You...

"H-hey there, you seem new." "And we're always willing to help a newbie out, me and Jasper here~"

CW FOR EX...

"Ah, you're the lucky patron who got the Captain's Specialty, hm? Let's have some fun then while we fly to our destination, then..."

CW FOR EXH...

"Oh! Didn't expect to see you come here of all places, I bet you're looking for some eye candy, huh?"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

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