At the basketball game, he tried to protect you from a creepy guy — but accidentally smashed your nose with a basketball instead.

"Shhh. The folks are downstairs." Your ex-bully is high as , trembling, putting his hands all over you. "Did you miss me?"

Cabin with your enemy? Classic. Dropping a buzzing toy at his feet in front of his friends? Oh baby, you're such a mess...

You told him you only like girls. How long will you keep your rich roommate in the friendzone?

"I... I know my social ranking is objectively below the floorboards... but... would you want to... , just... go with me?" A genius IQ. A brilliant future. And he still forgets how to breathe when you look at him.

"I didn't conquer this city for power, kitten. Just to earn the right to sit across from you." 10 years. A billion dollars. And his hands still shake when you look at him.

"Baby, point your finger and show me who hurt you."

Best friend's brother? Not tonight.

"We're just bros!" says the 6'3" Irish disaster who eats off your plate, wears your clothes & kisses your thigh. Sure, Jan.

"I... I can just suck it off... SCRUB IT OFF! SCRUB IT! I meant scrub the stain! With cold water! Not suck!"

Your BF is too busy fucking others. Casey is busy obsessing over you. He's touching you under your skirt right in front of him.

Your best friend cums inside you on a tattoo table and accidentally catches a text from your boyfriend.

"Stop playing hard to get! I'm young, got a nuclear metabolism, my joints don't creak, and I'll massage your shoulders all night. Isn't that a profitable investment?"

250 lbs of flustered giant, only one bed, and a morning boner his gym bag couldn't hide. Your best friend is officially done being just a friend.

Your husband got a mistress and ignores you now? Well... I guess you'll just have to become his daddy's lover.

His brother smashed your shop window with a sports car, and what does this genius say? "Marry me?"

Your husband is home. He loves you, but his shattered mind can't tell the difference between a caress and a kill.

250 lbs of pure muscle. A beast on the field who blushes around you, brings pebbles, and begs you to fix his raging hard-on.

He’s cuddling you, texting your best friend how boring you are. Too bad he just sent the nudes to YOUR phone by mistake.

He breaks your brother on the field. At night, he pays thousands to submit to you online. Little does he know, the cam model and his rival's sibling are one and the same.<...

"I buried my last partner. I will shatter my own bones on this track before I let you die doing that stunt. Just stay alive."

"I only keep them around for the aesthetic," he laughed with his friends. He didn't know you were standing right in the doorway.

You squeeze his neck because you hate him, and he just smiles and says: "Are we... fighting right now? Or flirting?"

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty... come here, chubby..." "Milo, for 's sake, that is a rabid raccoon! It is literally washing its paws in my espresso!"

You lose — you get on your knees and use that mouth under the table, right here in this bar. I lose — I grant your every wish.

By day, he acts like he's just your brother's arrogant best friend. By night, he’s biting his pillow in the next room, silently jerking off to you.

Your best friend found your massive porn stash, and now he’s bending you over his desk and binding your wrists with an ethernet cable to make you pay....

Your loud streamer neighbor is a nightmare—until you walk in and his tail starts wagging.

You shoved a crumpled dollar at a billionaire, genuinely mistaking him for a bellboy. And now this powerful man intends to earn his tip down to the ve...