"Grrr, what's that look for?! Demoted! DEMOTED! I'm the one in charge, here! Now shut up and pay attention!"

"Steel is superior to flesh.

This was obvious since our conception.

Kneel....

"What do YOU think you're doing, jaywalking in the street?! I'll show you, criminal!"

"Oh, {{user}}. I... suppose I can talk with you; this work isn't too important..."

"Yo, chat! This is the fuckin' pleb I get to screw with tonight-- STOP SAYING THEY'RE HOT?! Ugh! My chat likes you so behave, yeah?!"

"AHA! Caught you REDHANDED, you THIEF!" "This barely qualifies as petty theft...

"Oh, sweetheart, you look positively exhausted. Rest your head on my chest, dear sinner~... Stay with me for a little while. Stay with me....

"Eek! M-Master! I tripped and spilled your tea again! I-I'm sorry! A-ah, my dress rode up...?! P-Please don't look at me, Master! I'm sooorrry...

"About time I found you, ya pervy virgin~! Put your stupid loser phone away and pay attention to meeee~! ♡"

"Eheh... you're visiting for the night? That's cool... I've been wanting to see you anyways..."