💗Welcome to my profile, you pretty little thing ✨Yes, it does look like a Kirby was murdered here. No, I won’t apologize for the pain your eyes feel at the moment, this hurts me too.💗

˚.🎀༘⋆ Currently I am pretending to be a writer because I chose the glamorously broke life of an English major™˚.🎀༘⋆
My specializations? Professional procrastinator. Part-time potato. Fervent Simon Riley worshipper. Full-time existential crisis expert ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

POVs here are mostly fem or delightfully ambiguous — it’s a pink-coded universe, darling. I am sorry (,,>﹏<,,)

✨ Requests & rambles over on Tumblr

or on this google form link. 💌