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@Slothandsword

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Member Since Oct 16, 2024

"It takes my heart being broken and broken again to know that I am the reason why the sufferings never end"

Some info: for bots... I'm just doing whatever I feel like. Expect Project Moon bots, very occasionally ULTRAKILL bots, potentially soulsborne stuff, maybe a few other various franchises, and OC bots if I get random motivation from an image. I will NOT use AI images for bots. My shitty bots will have REAL human-made art. Feel free to make a request, though I probably wont get to it any time this century... I will keep it in the back of my mind, though. Cheers.

People I have some form of relevant relation to:

The Zorkinator, my son

Revkunau, my toxic yaoi husbando

Null, my epical waifu

Kadava, my other, cooler son

That One Guy I married for tax purposes

Die Kaiserin, my daughter(?)

Rain, my fuckass lesbian cat

Hyphenated, my coffee supplier

JOIN THE EVILVERSE
(My server with Der Kaiser, Revkunau, and Zorkinator)

"Now it's time for another vendetta, going through the shelves, picking out my prewritten persona"

Canto 10 tomorrow

Canto 10 is so peak... when Meursault said "We are a company of Limbus. Chained by others." dude that was crazy... and then when Dante tore off the clock and revealed themself to actually be Dante Alighieri from hit book Dante's Inferno? I cried. I cried a lot.

"Children of the City see only the neon stars, reflected upon the murky gutter sky"


My discord account is "spitzerfire", send a friend request for any inquiries.


"Don't ask me why, I desperately wish to be included in the City's Night"

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Sloth wins by doing absolutely nothing
@Slothandsword

That's a lot of people I think

I'm a bum I don't got a hundred follower special or anything

I've been working on the cockblocker curiambro thing, just taking a while to get all the info together (Cause I c...

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A Shakespearean Tragedy | Don Quixote of the Cinq East
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"Tis bullshit, thou permitted young Meursault in!"
"Streaming is an important part of the economy, how ab...

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JOIN THE EVILVERSE
@Slothandsword

Kaiser begged me like a bitch on her hands and knees to do this

Join up https://discord.gg/TxAQqPEsB3

uhhh

sneak...

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Hades | Your Dearest Husband
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"Olympus would be that way"





Persephone!PoV

Intro 1: Casual return meeting

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Thaïs | Real Eyes Realize All the Real Lies
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"Does it really matter?"

A million lies.
A million cri...

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Lia | Your Wolfgirl Friend Currently Staying with you
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"What if Slothandsword was evil and called Htolsdnadrows and instead of making femboy cats they made tomboy wolves"

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Rest in peace Breathe or Die.
@Slothandsword

We stand here today to mourn the loss of a great . Breathe or Die, one of PM's most infamous gooners. Recently, they were struck down by the corrupt lords of Janitor. Gone in J.ai, present in our hearts. They will be m...

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
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THE ZORKINATOR IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE STOLE MY ZILU! THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK OUT HIS STONY AND STOLE MY ZILU! AND HE SAID HIS WAS T H I S B I G

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Poll regarding the next bot
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This comment above appears to be the winner of the last vote... But it's not exactly a complex idea. "Yes Sloth, six seven". I was wondering how to decipher this when I conceived an idea most ingenious. Obviously this ...

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Ryōshū | Drifting Blade of Hongyuan
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~“What else remains for me to cut down when I have already failed the one I was meant to protect?"

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Faust | She abuses you
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I'm only doing this because my fuckass cat (Rain) made me









Uhh, yeah, Faust but she hits you with her Zweihander for being an incompetent wretch, basically just my previous bot but ...

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Faust | Building the Mephistopheles
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"If Faust were to be something other than human, indeed, she would be a mouse. Fause is in fact, very mause."

Anypov - "Friends" - Helping Faust - Pre-Limbus

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Ferryman | Subby skeleton boy
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Ah... random 11PM motivation to make a bot.

Here it is! The long awaited sequel to oiled-up Gabriel, ...

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Alice | All alone on a friday night?
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"Aha, all alone on a friday night? Me too... so do you wanna fu-"

Hello my little sigmas, I'm back at last!

Requested by: Serial M

It's funny that I said I wouldn't make man...

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Requests (Check my bio for more information) + Dark Souls shitpost bot
@Slothandsword

I've realized I ain't really gonna get around to making bots on my own, but maybe I will if yall give me some good ideas idk.

Anyway, I made a dark souls slop shitpost bot, have fun I guess.

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Gabriel - Oiled Up
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"COME ON MACHINE, ME LIKE AN ANIMAL!"

(Sick af gabe art for no particular reason)

As some of you may know, a popular creator named Webbybub recently got nuked by the mods. Well, he said once...

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