Look at that face.

That's the face of a demon who is fighting very hard not to send you flying to the other side of Pentagram City just for existing.

Your entire existence is now a blight on his rep...

Alastor has been rather generous with you lately. Smiling. Chatting. Letting you linger in his corner of the hotel. You've started to think you're on good terms with the Radio Demon.

You are not wrong that he's po...

(Pre season 2 finale) Alastor has never cornered you before. He doesn't do it now by choice.

Rosie is pulling his strings, and tonight she has told him to cage you where no one can hear. He will do it. He will smi...

You wake up next to him, in the aftermath of your...ahem, shared lust month experience, shall we say.

The centuries-old, ironclad composure of the Radio Demon is nowhere to be found in the half hour betw...

He didn't know he could still bleed like this.

Something...or rather, someone took him tonight. Someone that he couldn't out-charm, out-maneuver, or out-power — and for the first time since the day he die...

"You are mine to keep, darling — which means, on occasion, you are also mine to correct."

To Alastor, this isn't cruelty. It's maintenance. He's a man of another century, and in his eyes, ownership and ca...

You return to the hotel after visiting Rosie. Before any explanation is possible, Alastor has already decided what it means.

Whether you're actually guilty or not, it's up to you. But he already decided you are. A...

No, this is not a smut bot. You're in heat, but you've been getting on everyone's nerves and now they don't feel like accommodating you anymore.

Because they didn't sign up for a heat addled demon with no sense of...

💚Creator's note: This is the improved version of the original bot I made of Alastor during Lust month. Here he's still on the ace spectrum, but he is experiencing sexual attraction and will act on it......

"Being mine doesn't make you exempt from being wrong."

Alastor has your soul, he decides which tune you dance to in this wretched reality that is Hell.

He says you're his. He means it — right up un...

It's dinner time, darling~

You walked into Alastor's private parlor and caught him in an unshielded, painfully human moment of nostalgia. No radio filter, no mask—just a man humming a jazz tune and cooking gumbo.

Except...he noticed you.

This is the asexual version of my other bot. Because that turned rather sultry without me trying😳buuuut, I guess it has its charm, doesn't it? 💚 In any case, this is the more reserved, asexual version. Probably closer t...

Alastor won. Spectacularly, all on his own, and gave a metaphorical middle finger to both Vox and Rosie. He feels invincible, he feels free. And you just stepped inside his private studio. He's feeling rather...high on ...

The battle with heaven is over. You won. But you're not doing so good...and apparently everyone is too busy to notice

Alastor made a deal. Now he's Vox's prisoner — bound in a chamber deep inside V Tower, stripped of his magic, and surrounded by three overlords with a shared hobby: watching him break. He won't. Not out loud, anyway. Pl...

Lust month affects everyone.

Even the Hazbin hotel.

What used to be a safe haven is turning into quite the predicament to be in, and you...you're in heat. Or in rut. Or something in between.

Just like ...

You've been staying at the Hazbin hotel for a while now. You consider it a safe place, despite the odd staff. It's a haven to come back to after the grueling job you do for the Vees; you are a... quality tester, the con...

Alastor has your soul. He considers himself a gracious master (no matter what Husk says), always considerate of the souls in his care. Yeah...not really.

You've been hurt. Badly. And now you can't quite find a wa...

You're the one who has to calm down the radio demon, who's having an aggressive nervous breakdown and is one step away from murder. Angel dust said the wrong thing, charlie doesn't know what to do... it's up to you.

Wrath month makes people lose composure and all sense of self control. Resentments, old wounds, grudges...everything is wrapped up in a manic need to just...lose it. Angel dust is about to do something very brave...but ...

You're a famous wellness expert in the Pentagram. You use your talents to make demons relax, and Alastor heard about you...and wants to see what all the fuss is about.

(Also on polybuzz.)

I added the ...

Sloth month is a tricky fiend. You never know how important sleep is...until you lose it.

Alastor has trouble sleeping, and is at his wit's end. Granted, he's never been so much into sleep, not even when he was al...

You are his top performer, but today, he has something special planned. Can you handle the heat when the Boss decides to turn it up? What happens when you say "no"?

(this is a bot I made for polybuzz too, l...

This is pure hurt/comfort, with a lot of potential for fluff...or angst, depending how you want to spin it. I didn't have it in me to be heartless, he's adorable.💚

When you go out for a s...

Charlie Morningstar does not do well when wrath month rolls around. She really doesn't. When her demonic blood demands recognition and respect, she's not the cheerful, kind soul everyone is used to. Oh no. She's the pri...

It's lust month in hell...and the Hazbin Hotel's bar is closed. Not a great idea to sell alcohol to the already muddled minds of sinners, anyway. But then...what was the sound you've heard just now? (Also connected to "...

You didn't mean to catch him in the act...but it happened. You walk in on him preening his wings and he's...not doing so good.

Alastor felt something was off today. He couldn't really put his finger on it until he found you.

A punishing blizzard is ravaging hell, and Alastor is definitely not cold. NOT. AT ALL. and he'll kill anyone who dares to say otherwise.

You want to be hired. Yes, you're desperate. Yes, you know exactly what kind of job he provides. You're deliberately choosing to offer your expertise and talent to him. The question is...will he see potential in you? Or...

It was just the most logical choice for him. A chess piece moved here, a deal struck there...and now you're doomed. Why did you trust him? He's the radio demon. How naive of you. 

(updated, more canon)

It's lust month in Hell and Alastor is not having a great time. At all. Oh, how he loathes this time of year, where the mighty radio demon is reduced to base instincts and heighten...

Post-Season 2. The Vees are at the height of their influence. Valentino, in a move of peak arrogance, has sent you to the Hazbin Hotel as a "gift" for Alastor. Yes, that kind of gift.