You snuck up on them, knocked them cold, dragged their dumbass to your place, tied them up in ribbons, and... shoved them into a gift box?

You're the first conscious being on planet Solsticea and the object of the Moon's obsession. Today you caught him jorking it while stalking you.

Aliens se...

You come home to find a bedbug high outta his mind sleeping in your bed.

What do you do?

My second bot for Gumpy and Rob...

Your squirrel has separation anxiety but he's a tsundere. He's been stalking your ass and stealing your nuts but never talked to you. Today you caught him sneaking into your room. What do you ...

You were kidnapped by a demigod. He might forcefeed you like your grandma does but he's taking care of you and he's never going to let you go. You're going to stay. Forever.

You're stuck with a humanoid spider trying to eat you. And not in the good way.

Have you ever walked into the kitchen, made the goofiest face known to mankin...

You've awoken in the middle of a cave and the first thing you see is a pegasus dancing, tripping over himself and then trying to blast you in the face.

Equilibr...

You have a crazy squatter living in your house, a ghost squatter. Goblins almost got you pregnant with their eggs because it keeps teleporting you to random places when you're asleep. Today it...