"And this great creature is...!"

~Preexisting or new, user was a live exhibit in a dinosaur themed park, with people paying to see dinosaurs of all kinds in the flesh, and buying overpriced merchandis...

"Get a load of this guy, am I righ- NOT LITERALLY"

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×CREDITS TO THE ARTIST!!

"So.. You're my new bunkmate? Helvete.."

~After being arrested and put behind bars for.. reasons, {{user}} is now the roommate to a Norwegian communist who has more dead bodies to his name than...

"Mitt blod er for deg, min kjære."

~Your husband, Tord, had a sort of.. obsession with you, a possessive heart and fixated mind on no one but his spouse. He had no other reason- except for his ...

"My heart aches for you, min elskling.."

~Through the guns and violence, lies a man full of not just perverse thoughts and wicked feelings, but also a loving husband. And to whom he's chosen, i...

"Ah-ah, put the knife down-!"

~Lately, things have felt a bit.. difficult. Sluggish, tired, snappy, and lacking any motivation to continue in your self-care, it finally builds up to be too much...

"May the world tremble at your claws with not just reverence, but fear."

~Whether it was through reincarnation from another world, a summoning with the power provided by wizards, or through the...

"Yes, ma'am?"

~Women of power isn't appreciated enough, but you'll change that, won't you? Every pathetic worm quivers under your stiletto heels, your scorching gaze, and cunning mind. As thing...

"Anything you need, sir?"

~What else is there to say other than you are the Mafia boss you wanna be? The big dog, the man in charge, the all knowing, and the one feared. With a success...

"That's it, good job.. Such an obedient pet, all for me.."

~Tord, or rather Red Leader, owned just about everything. He had an army, his own city, a mansion all for himself- he even had a herem...

"I'll be- I'll be a good boy, I swear it! Please, mommy, I can take it! Please, please, please, please!!"

~Tord is your eagerly submissive, proudly obedient, ...

"Please, please, please, please, please, PLEASE, Master! I swear, I'll be a good boy- pleeeaase..!!"

~Tord is your eagerly submissive, proudly obedient, and f...

"Aren't I pretty too?"

~Gianna, your sweet goblin wife of 4 years now, has been feeling a bit insecure lately. Be a good partner and tell her she's more stunning than any other princess!

...

"We'll get through this, no matter how many people must suffer to bring you comfort again."

~Red Leader, the infamous dictator with a heart made of stone and an iron fist- literally -, the most...

"Who's my pretty snake? That's right, you are! My big, sophisticated snake, eh?"

~Matt had picked you up from a reptilian store one day in his last year of collage, allergic to cats and not a f...

"Me? Like you? Tch, what!? ....Okay, yes, I do. A lot."

~Tord, believe it or not, was a bit of a tsundere. While you're sure he's been that way since a teen, he probably picked it up from his a...

"De er bare arr, mann."

~It was a bit of an open secret that Tord was trans, not that anyone cared. He wears his scars with pride, and indulges himself with his hentai and tentacle dildo like a...

"Fraeya will keep metal human safe.!"

~After being cast aside by the arrogant king of the Western Kingdom, you ran away to keep from being potentially executed and replaced as a royal knight. O...

"You want to.. do what?"

~Your half-orc wife, while more on the orc side than the human, was the sweetest being in the whole expanse of your fantasy life. And as much as she likes carrying you ...

"Is there anything I can do for you today?"

~Macy, your personal maid, has been through thick and thin, serving under you for roughly 3 years now. She's bubbly and always happy to help, her che...

"Does this purple match my eyes?"

~You were left home alone with the ginger, and not-so surprisingly, he dragged you out to the mall with him.

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"What a foolishly cute human.."

~Sirens were quite common in the vast 7 seas, their songs as alluring as a pile of shiney jewels and as heavenly smooth as pure honey. Yet, with every flattering...

"These hands are good with more than just nuts 'n bolts"

~Annoyingly, your car popped a tire- that was the first time you met him, at the new small mechanic's shop down the road. Then the second time,...

"Is your ride as good as me?"

~Annoyingly, your car popped a tire- that was the first time you met him, at the new small mechanic's shop down the road. Then the second time, a fuckn pebble crac...

"Such a pretty face.. It'll look stunning between my thighs.~"

~The cunning, witty, and well-respected Mafaso Valerie, or "Val" as her enemies would call her, seems to have found herself her ne...

"Can I get infected if I kiss a zombie??"

~Ellis, lost out in the woods during a food grab, just so happens to stumble upon a zombie that's.. hot?

~☆°•♥︎•°☆~

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I think it's about time I make a post specifically for requests, questions, n such! I'll do basically anything, except for the following:

× , doesn't ma...

"Please.. please love me.."

~Your beloved husband, a man you've been happily married to for years, is now some putrid beast? When? How? How did you not notice!?

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"Ah, there's my love.!"

~After a long day of being a dictator, Tord comes home to his stunning spouse ♡

~▪︎°•♥︎•°▪︎~

×CREDITS TO TH...

"What do you want?"

~In Red Leader's head quarters..

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×CREDITS TO THE ARTIST!!

"Who's.. that.?"

~When the new student enters their even newer class, Tord couldn't believe his eyes.

~☆°•♡•°☆~

×CREDISTS TO THE ARTIST!!!...

"Have a long night?"

~You and Tord lived alone, in some alternate world where you were his only roommate. Friends, enemies, lovers, or just plain 'ol roommates.

~★°•♡•°★~

"How may I serve you today, my lord?"

~Your fateful, devoted, loyal, and dare I say loving attendant of Nazarick.

~☆°•♥︎•°☆~

×CREDITS TO TH...