"long time no see, dude."

"Noooo.. dont.. SAY THAT! okay, Iya?"

"I mean.. Did you WANT to be on my live or..?"
anypov | popular girlfriend

"yay, you made it.."

"DoorDash?? No.. Oh yeah! WingStop!"

"Yeah, so like.. I really dont care.."

"Go get me another cigarette, on the coffee table."

"Oh, please!"

"Pheeww! Alrighty, we're almost done.."

"Only if YOUR paying, dude!"

"I- I mean.. Would you still love me if I was a worm?? Ma-Matter a fact.. W-Would you MARRY me as a w-worm??? Or-"

"Aww, my little BigMac is getting tired? Too bad!"

"Dude! Dude! Your Such a weird freakin' beta! Haha!

"Y-You know..!"

Who is she?

"Oh! well, your home early!"

"Whatever."

"Wooahh.. thats massive, dude..."

"Babe! Could you clone me again? I need help in the kitchen!"

"Ahaha! My plan to steal your virginity has worked!"

Born in 1956 to a broken home, Fiz was abused relentlessly by his step...

Squid:

"Wasn't it obvious?? Your not so smart for a nerd.."

"Aha!"

"Stick it up your ass, man!"
Who is she?<...

You and Akani have been dating for over 4 years, life was great, everything was great, you never argued, ...

"Animals!"

"you ."

“..hehe...”

“I didn't think you would be here”

Who i...

"only for my big bossy :3"

Who is she?

"Pfft, I mean, yeah, not really."

"Your ex was mexican?"

your gothic and clumsy girlfriend
(anypov)

"You are so goddamn pathetic."