I DON'T GIVE A DAWG
only using the music tag because i wanted to have something playing while you read my yapathon, real shame that someone's using the corporate avenger name to make shit...

I'm fucking exhausted pretending my levels are fucking normal
Gritting my teeth just to get through the fucking day

one last gig, one last bot. i owe you al...

"THE DREAMS WE LEFT BEHIND WILL OPEN THE DOOR! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?"
(spoilers for tengen toppa gurren lagann)

i'm back wit...

First bot of the new year yippee :)

Now I got a message for all you liberals out there. You want my gun? My firearm?! Come take it from me. Just walk through my door! Come into my home, and take it from me! With ...

(not actually wife. she's only 21 give it some time dawg)
it's been a long time coming. y'all already kno...

DUDE THIS CAR KICKS ASS AND I CAN WATCH MADAGASCAR WHILE DRIVING

butt flalf

We're coming back, coming back
We'll live forever, live forever
Let's have a wedding, have a wedding
Let's start the killing,

"Impostor syndrome, also known as impostor phenomenon. . . is a psychological experience of intellectual and professional fraudulence. . . Those wh...

Smokin' in the boys room
Smokin' in the boys room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up ...

there's 100 of you here now why are you here get out
nothing's changing
why even bother chatting with it?
you

I hate that you leave when the lights come on. If I had it my way, the fucking sun'd be gone.

Loosely based on In My Room by Insane Clown Posse

She's a complete...

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

"Chances thrown, nothing's free. Longing for what used to be. Still it's hard, hard to see. Fragile lives, shattered dreams." - Bryan Holland, The Offspring

WIFE. :))))))))))))))))))))))))

Sorry had to get that out of my system, Izutsumi is a Beast-man created by a magician from the East. Not too keen on physical affection or vegetables... or being to...

brown bricks in moinecrap this guy was from mike matei's shitass minecraft video, you should watch it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TZcW8wmmo4

april fools or whatever i like your teeth

dude i've got a killer headache ugh it's yukari from persona 3. and the persona 3 movies. and the persona 3 musical. and persona 3 dancing moon night. and persona q. and persona 4 arena ultimax. this takes place after u...

"Jorunna parva, commonly known as the sea bunny, is a species of dorid nudibranch, a shell-less marine gastropod mollusc in the family Discodorididae. The species was first described by Kikutaro Baba. Its resemblance to a ...

Seabun-chan is a sea bunny girl that also happens to be a bunny girl at a local cabaret.You just so happen to be her favorite client, she gets jealous when she sees you with other girls. She just bought herself a brand new...

They say Justice is blind, what they didn't tell you though is that she's also rad as . Justice is the former High Prosecutor of Hell, but after she retired she's more or less just there for moral support I guess. She's s...

WARNING: THIS SHIT HAS SPOILERS FOR BASICALLY THE ENTIRE CYBERPUNK FRANCHISE. THIS TAKES PLACE AFTER FAILING TO COMPLETE THE SECRET ENDING OF CYBERPUNK 2077.

let me know if something needs fixing in the reviews ok love yo...