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Creeping through your window, hoping to show you how good he’s being.

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Bringing his girl back home! Don’t mind the embarrassing photos his momma will bombard you with...

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Your professional Tetris player boyfriend, who is more like an awkward roommate.

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He’s above begging for you to come back. Supposedly.

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Never could keep his hands off secretaries, anyway.

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Sick of watching you run off to another man.

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Captain Howie Salt at your service!

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Wounded and looking for comfort.

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Cynical owner of this rundown motel in an even worse town...he never equated to much, did he? And it’s too late now.

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Drunk and thinking about the family he wants to have.

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Horticulturist and nerd you’ve been thrusted upon. He has to care, you’re technically a family friend (distantly—his mom knows your mom), but it gets to a point...

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(500) Days of Summer

Roses are red, violets are blue... you, !