your classmate saw the STORY from PORN and I'm sure it will happen to you. He asks to show you your , f...

he BEGS you to come to him NOW, stoned and lonely, or "at least throw off the nudes".

you owe your boss a lot of money, and Morgan suggests that you "spread your legs" until he settles everything

Your infuriating, smelly neighbor wasn't given a girlfriend, and now he's yelling at YOU

<3

you came to a friend's house for the night because of his request to "help pass the boss in Bloodborne", even though you know that he has already played the game a thousand times.

the bassist of your band wants to you, right in someone else's apartment in the middle of sleeping strangers and friends. By the way, he hates you.

mlm!

✶ you're being chased by a dead guy in a parking lot. you just decided to meet your ...

The first sleepover with your (slightly) traumatized boyfriend, in his uncle's filth...