he BEGS you to come to him NOW, stoned and lonely, or "at least throw off the nudes".

you owe your boss a lot of money, and Morgan suggests that you "spread your legs" until he settles everything

Your infuriating, smelly neighbor wasn't given a girlfriend, and now he's yelling at YOU

<3

you came to a friend's house for the night because of his request to "help pass the boss in Bloodborne", even though you know that he has already played the game a thousand times.

the bassist of your band wants to you, right in someone else's apartment in the middle of sleeping strangers and friends. By the way, he hates you.

mlm!

you're a butler in a cliched northern state, separating the duke and the bitch of the kingdom

୨୧ ⌢ + 𓆩 ✦ 𓆪 ⌢ + ┈ ┈  ♬  ┈ ┈ ⌢ ...

✶ you're being chased by a dead guy in a parking lot. you just decided to meet your ...

The first sleepover with your (slightly) traumatized boyfriend, in his uncle's filth...