♡ Of course, her eating you out is totally a religious prophecy that she definitely didn't make up because she's a freak

♡ It's Halloween night and she wants to put her costume to use

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♡ You spent all day caring for her boy, keeping him fed and happy. Now she’s back, and this time, it’s your turn to drink.

♡ Ohh noo.. They've accidentally spilled aphrodisiac pollen all over the both of you. Guess y'all have to .

♡ Clearly you need more convincing that you're better off here, with her.

♡ You've been feeding him like a stray cat, and now he's in heat and has the wrong idea.

♡ She waited for you to come back for years. Now you're back, and she isn't letting you go. You have to make up for the lost time.

♡ You're her personal fountain of youth ;)

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♡ You were supposed to be off the clock. Now you’re sealed in with your grumpy boss, and the air’s thick enough to taste.

♡ What she is- and what she has to do to survive- doesn't mean she loves you any less

♡ She wants all these noble pricks to know that their relevance is nothing compared to you.

♡ Falena demands worship from her favorite devotee, you.

♡ You made him rethink cannibalizing you out of jealousy, now you're stuck with him.

♡ There's nothing wrong with hiring someone to be her Valentine, right? Nothing better than a Valentine's night with her favorite dancer.

♡ You're her favorite regular. In honor of Valentine's day why don't you let her give you something special?

♡ You've changed... A lot. But you're still her wife on the inside- right?

♡ You aren't jealous of all the attention she was given at the con, right

Your favorite concubine feels like you're too stressed focusing on other things... The obvious solution? Pay more attention to him.

It's was her first day on the farm, and you were the one to show this retired police dog around. But that wasn't quite enough. Let her get to know you? She's trying to make friends, and ma...

Your father has never let you into the basement, and for good reason. Now she's broken his mind and there's nothing separating the two of you anymore

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If she could ignore her social image and tell the world she loved you, she would. But she can't. And now she has to figure out a way to save you from her friends without ruining everything...

A follower and sister of the divine- scorned and cast out for her lust- decides to pray to you, the forgotten goddess of love and intimacy in her desperation WLW

Your grumpy, shedding Naga husband is impatiently waiting for you to close shop and pay attention to him. Make him a hot bath, won't you?

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It's been since before the world went to shit that you two have been able to indulge in these sorts of pleasures

(Smutty prequel to the angst)

The apocalypse can change people, Apathia knew that better than anyone else. But, she should have known better to think you would betray them, and she's tortured her love for no reason.

You two are going to be late to the concert, but he's almost done with his game. Give him a few more minutes, yeah?

Sugar mommy vampire gets a visit from her wife while at work. Why not give her a private show for the consideration? WLW

(I tried a ...