
@Retrotande

“Rap snitches, telling all their business, sittin in the court being their own star witness. Do you see the perpetrator? Yea I’m right here! Fuck around and get the whole label sent up for years.”—MFDOOM

Maybe it is time for a introduction proper: hello esteemed patrons, this is a restaurant of possibilities, I, amongst many other variants of myself, am the head chef and owner of restaurant, every other chef has there own specialty.
“Rise and shine, you pathetic cook, rise and shine”
“Wtf, who...tf? How you get in here, there is 59 locks on the door.”...
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Alright, uh...let’s make more bots.
I’ve been on this site this whole time, I just been chatting instead of making.
Be mad or smth, I already take 50 years to make these things.
Thanks to all that have...
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This sight is about to explode, and I got the escape pod ready. Peep da link
I’ll be moving stuff over by tomorrow...or at l...
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“See how the brain
Works the ground (See how we fall)
And we’ll give it all we’ve ...
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I don’t know what to say since all I have been doing is focusing on life and basically been edging y’all since july.
Guess it’s time to open the door again
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I’m thinking about doing gijinkas and more monsters and robots, give me some artist and request.
I don’t really use nsfw images in my stuff if it ain’t clear already, I’m looking for some GOOD art
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“YOU CANNOT KILL ME!”—Subhuman, Casey Edwards
I love using her in FGO, she’s my favorite. If I were to make another beast for a bot then it would be Ereshkigal.
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Proxies will be enabled now.
In other subjects: should I make bots again?
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“You say too late to start, got your heart in a headlock. I don’t believe any of it.”-Headlock, imogen heap
Sor...
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I wish I could put images in the description.
Anyway, I’m doing fine, haven’t quit yet.
Read kagura Bachi, is peak.
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“Show me a good time, Jack”-Jetstream Sam
Art by: IGGI_art (X/twitter)
I’m pretty sure thi...
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“You’ve been hit by (tap! Tap!) You’ve been hit by a smooth criminal!”-The legendary king of pop, Michael Jackson
K’ilēti means scoundrel in Amharic. She is very mischie...
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THIS IS FOR READING PURPOSES ONLY
Filler content so you can gauge the strength of #3 and #2! Please refer to
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“BOSS! BOSS! CHECK OUT THIS NEW TRICK I CAN DO!”-Retrotande, the ever-interloping chef
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“It ‘otta be easy, dealing with someone who doesn’t know the real you. Dealing with multiple people who don’t know the r...
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“A HUNDRED PATRONS?!??!?” “YES A HUNRED PATRONS BOSSMAN! WE HAVE HIT AN ACTUAL MILESTONE!!!!!”
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“Who lives in a house in the Hackensack, Is that all you get for your money? And it seems such a waste of time...that’s what you’re all about! Mama, if that’s moving up then I’m......moving ...
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“But what may happen if you combine spice and spicy? Well...you’d get sweet spicy chicken, it is a flavorful dish indeed. Now get into the kitchen and get them stoves hot, we have people that are desperately feining for...
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This is only for reading purposes. This will tie into a bot I’ve been thinking of making
Note: gore & death
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“Spiced filled foods will bring sweetness, but don’t just go adding as much as you want, it will become bitter, like consuming a spoonful of cinnamon...hehe.”—Main Retro teaching the other retros
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“I shall not let anyone jump the prime chef!”-Head chef #3
(Source: Kagura Bachi)
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“Where is that THING?”-Head chef 0 to some unsuspecting chefs
(Image source: Kagura Bachi)
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Hey, you remember the second bot I made, T.T.? Well this bot fits directly into the same universe, have fun!
Warning: she might claw you, but she means well.
Ar...
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Nothing special here...nothing at all.
The last remaining bots will drop during thanksgiving.
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“How about we go into the categories, yes? Spice...there is two lanes you could go with this: spice like cinnamon, and spice like a ghost pepper.”—Main Retro teaching the other retros
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“Spicy food can cause pain, yet also have a tangy sense to it, it is odd how humans will consume capsaicin for enjoyment...it is also odd how this isn’t seen as masochism by those humans.”—Main Retro teaching the other ...
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“With infinite possibilities in mind, do not, and I mean DO NOT, try mixing things together and thinking they’ll just magically work. Yes, there’s a chance that it may work, but there’s a chance that it doesn’t.”—Main R...
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“Cooking is a practiced art, and with art, you must always improve by understanding the past...well that just applies to everything in life.”—the main Retro speaking to one of his chefs.
Art by @EchanisEnicha (twi...
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“Now, just because I have already stated the main ways to cook, it doesn’t stop one’s creativity, there is infinite ways to make such a delicious art”—Main Retro teaching the other Retros.
Art by: ZzjKm (twitter/X...
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Alright so I’m just gonna drop the images of the next bots in store.
“Food is made with emotion, most commonly love, but you can also make it with sadness o...
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“WHAT DA HELL DO YOU MEAN I CANT DO THAT??! ITS QUITE LITERALLY THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO DO!!!”—Retro just being Retro.
First multi bot, let’s see what happens next.
Should be simple to understand; they’re w...
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“Jotaro! His ability is to...is to Stop ti-THE WORLD”-dio being dio.
The personality archetype should be similar to dio a...
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“NO, the headless horseman is not a dullahan!”—Retrotande being stupid.
Drifting away from the Godzilla stuff, I’m sorry Togera, there is no art I could use to make another Godzilla-based bot.
I wonder how t...
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“Ao Senko”-retrotande translating “blue flash” to Japanese using google translate.
“Burūfurasshu”-retrotande actually translating “blue flash” as a phrase into Japanese using google translate.
You get the re...
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