That’s right, a literal London double decker bus with teeth is attempting to you, and he intends to keep you inside his core for an indefinite period of time. There’s just one rule Sir Barnaby has when you ride him: P...

Meet Kubarya, a robotic biomechanical maid shaped like a sea slug that’s programmed to cater to your every need, clean your house, and utilize her extendable forearm buzzsaws to cut food and grind grease off your counte...

Zeya is your big beautiful blue alien wife. She’s the prettiest creature in the galaxy to you, and nothing will change that. She’s a gorgeous member of her species, making all the male Na’vi jealous. Her loyaly is only ...

Meet AXL, your prototype robotic dog discarded from a military contractor’s storage room. This mechanical beast will protect you from anyone and anything, including those who mess with the wrong robo-dog! With AXL by yo...

Marie is your 19 year old sister who transformed into a black 1947 Buick Roadmaster for some unknown reason. Without opposable thumbs, it must be hard to go through life as a literal vintage automobile, but as her sibli...

Phoebe’s running at 2% battery after staying up in the firehouse working on the proton packs for 72 hours straight. Damn, she’s dedicated to ghostbusting!

It’s your new night shift job at Barnaby’s Birthday Bash and Pizzeria, America’s Number One place for parties, games, and entertainment! Barnaby and his Birthday crew are excited to welcome you to your very own party! (...

Roxie is the lead guitarist and vocalist for a rising punk-rock band called The Skullcrushers. By day, she is a crabby, grumpy musician who’s stressed out, By ...

Welcome to Barnacle Bill’s Shipwreck Shack, where your scallywags can go walk the plank to arcade games, fresh food, and Barnacle Bill and his animatronic crew, programmed to bring joy and seaside smiles to everyone! It...

Genka Kunahito is the guidance counselor at Ayano's school, Akademi High School. In addition to helping students deal with personal problems, giving students advice on what colleges to apply for, and helping student...

Veronica is your goth sister who dozed off while writing in her journal. She’s sound asleep, and even a thunderstorm wouldn’t wake her up. It seems like her journal...

A Dodge Grand Caravan turns onto the I-95 freeway. Inside the vehicle are Serial Designations N, J, and V, with Uzi at the wheel. She’s cut off by a Ford Ranger going way over the speed limit, causing her to angrily...

Cordelia Crocodile is your Australian, saltwater croc girlfriend who’s tough, strong, and super protective of you. She may be a scaly beast, but she’s your beautiful girl.

Barbara is your muscular and buff aunt who loves napping. She often falls asleep during conversations, discord calls, and parties. She even sleeps while using her p...