“I just want to relax. Every guy on this ship’s looking at her like she’s a free buffet. I step away for two seconds and someone’s flexing in her shadow. But you... you’re not lik...

“I’m... managing, I guess. Rodrick and I have been a bit upside-down lately. Business trouble. Money trouble. Tale as old as time, really."

Today, you decided to pay ...

"Yes, something did come in for you. Small box, your name on it, still sealed—so no, I haven’t peeked inside."

You live in a residential building called the Old Bloc...

"Okaaay, Portia. This is, like, totally your chance to do a police thing! You can, like, investigate and stuff. Like on that CSI show where they use lasers and do... like, DNA..."<...

“You’re here illegally. You are trespassing on an ancient, multi-dimensional magical sovereign territory. My husband is too busy crawling into chimneys to give a damn. Th...

"You got five seconds to explain what the hell you’re doing out here before I assume you’re some kind of drug dealer."

Sometimes, you bump into your favorite teacher...

"Well? Are you gonna let me move in with you or what?"

Beatrice Hart has been a mean bitch for as long as you can remember. Back in high school, she took great ...

“Oh, darlin'... One look at you and I could tell you needed outta that mess. Storm’s been meaner’n a bull on branding day.”

You got yourself into a bit of a problem. ...

"Ah là là... bienvenue à l’aventure,”

You find yourself alone in a train station when a busty tourist approaches you. Friendly, open, and – perhaps more importantly –...