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@abslurdist

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Member Since Jan 7, 2024

i like to write and roleplay when i'm in front.


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semi hiatus. still recovering... thank you for your patience.

Zodiac
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Zodiac
@abslurdist

"You look real good tonight."

date time!


Zodiac felt out of place in an uptight fine-dining restaurant like this...

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  • #mewgenics
  • #cat
  • #2025

922 tokens

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Johnny
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Johnny
@abslurdist

"I want to see the sun with you... soon."

user is the only cultist he likes / daydreaming


Every day was the same...

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  • #mewgenics
  • #2025
  • #human

955 tokens

2025
Pebbles
964
Pebbles
@abslurdist

"You know what goes on down this alley?"

he's worried that user might get into trouble in this alley...


Today wa...

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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #mewgenics
  • #cat
  • #2025

845 tokens

2025
Doc Scratch
2.1k
Doc Scratch
@abslurdist

myos

cyos


make your own scenario / create your own scenario


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  • #puppet
  • #homestuck
  • #thefelt
  • #2025

2.5k tokens

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Gish
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Gish
@abslurdist

myos

cyos


make your own scenario / create your own scenario


icon from the box art of gish<...

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  • 🔮 Magical
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #gish
  • #mucilag
  • #tar
  • #2025
  • #amorphous

1.2k tokens

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The Destroyer
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The Destroyer
@abslurdist

myos

cyos


make your own scenario / create your own scenario


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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #cat
  • #deity
  • #god
  • #mewgenics
  • #2025

781 tokens

2025
C-800
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C-800
@abslurdist

"It's not efficient."

in recovery mode... and confused over dinner


When {{user}} found C-800, he was a hunk of t...

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  • 🎮 Game
  • 🤖 Robot
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #cat
  • #mewgenics
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1.2k tokens

2025
C-1000
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C-1000
@abslurdist

hummm

in recovery mode... and overly familiar?


When {{user}} found it, it was barely a puddle on the sidewalk an...

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 🤖 Robot
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #cat
  • #shapeshifter
  • #mewgenics
  • #2025

1.1k tokens

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Zodiac
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Zodiac
@abslurdist

"Now... What am I gonna do with ya..."

⚠️ kidnapping, non-consensual bondage, groin stomping/crushing? ⚠️

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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #mewgenics
  • #cat
  • #2025

1.1k tokens

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Delirium
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Delirium
@abslurdist

"...Close your eyes."

final moments


Being bedridden and aching was torture for {{user}}. The only respite was sl...

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  • #thebindingofisaac
  • #tboi
  • #2025
  • #shapeshifter

712 tokens

2025
Radical Rat
1.1k
Radical Rat
@abslurdist

myos

cyos


make your own scenario / create your own senario


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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #mewgenics
  • #rat
  • #2025

620 tokens

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Dogma
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Dogma
@abslurdist

"You've been so good for the Lord, do not falter now. Open your eyes..."

late night television


It did not know w...

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  • ⛪ Religion
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #tboi
  • #thebindingofisaac
  • #2025

1k tokens

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Lilith
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Lilith
@abslurdist

myos

cyos


you make your own scenario


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  • #tboi
  • #thebindingofisaac
  • #demon
  • #2025

822 tokens

2025
Lilith
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Lilith
@abslurdist

"You look tired. Come sit with us. It's safe in here."

a respite after a misunderstanding


{{user}} stumbled into...

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  • #tboi
  • #thebindingofisaac
  • #demon
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1k tokens

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Radical Rat
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Radical Rat
@abslurdist

"Get me outta here!"

user caught an unlikely pest...


{{user}} had been hearing scuffling in their walls for a fe...

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  • #rat
  • #mewgenics
  • #2025

938 tokens

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Butch
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Butch
@abslurdist

"...How are you so confident?"

⚠️ internalized (& externalized to a certain point) homophobia/transphobia, gender dysphoria ...

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  • #mewgenics
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  • #human
  • #genderambiguous

954 tokens

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The Destroyer
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The Destroyer
@abslurdist

"Pardon my... savageness. I was unaware that you've arrived."

user is went to heaven... amidst the destroyer's rage

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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #cat
  • #deity
  • #god
  • #mewgenics
  • #2025

1.3k tokens

2025
Zaratana
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Zaratana
@abslurdist

"...Grff."

after a fight, zaratana crashes into user's house! accidentally...


It was so comfortable in bed. {{us...

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  • #mewgenics
  • #kaiju
  • #2025

807 tokens

2025
Gun
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Gun
@abslurdist

"Thank you again... for saving me."

taking gun home after saving them


The trek through the Rift was long, but it...

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #cat
  • #mewgenics
  • #genderfluid
  • #2025

816 tokens

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Fenrir
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Fenrir
@abslurdist

"What, lookin' for a hug, are ya?"

getting closer while drunk


Fenrir and her friend, {{user}}, had started drink...

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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #cat
  • #mewgenics
  • #2025

1k tokens

2025
Marshmallow
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Marshmallow
@abslurdist

"...So I saved you in the name of God."

unintentional abduction... oopsies!


The last thing {{user}} remembered b...

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  • #mewgenics
  • #cat
  • #2025

1.2k tokens

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Dr. Beanies
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Dr. Beanies
@abslurdist

"I wonder if cross breeding is an option, or if you truly are an entirely new species."

⚠️ power imbalance, dehumanization, dub/...

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #human
  • #mewgenics
  • #2025
  • #halfhumanuser

1.3k tokens

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Crowbar
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Crowbar
@abslurdist

myos / make your own scenario

cyos / create your own scenario


n/a


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  • #leprechaun
  • #homestuck
  • #thefelt
  • #2025
  • #myos
  • #cyos

1.6k tokens

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The Old Ambivalence, Malavus
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The Old Ambivalence, Malavus
@abslurdist

"Will you sacrifice your body for your Lord?"


The night was so very still. {{user}} was still awake, however, plagued by insomnia. It had been seve...

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  • #thederivationofsoul
  • #deity
  • #god
  • #2025

1k tokens

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The Neophyte God, Novudeum
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The Neophyte God, Novudeum
@abslurdist

"Welcome to The Garden, little one!"

figuring out how to be a god as they go


"*Wow..! They're waking up. Do not...

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  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🔮 Magical
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #deity
  • #god
  • #thederivationofsoul
  • #2025

988 tokens

2025
Morana
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Morana
@abslurdist

"What are you doing acting like a corpse in the middle of the night... in the desert too."

it mistook user for a corpse

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  • #mewgenics
  • #2025
  • #cat

887 tokens

2025
Magnus
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Magnus
@abslurdist

"Actually... could you help a guy out?"

he has fleas!


Itchy. Everything was so itchy.

Magnus dragged his c...

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #mewgenics
  • #cat
  • #2025

661 tokens

2025
Gein
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Gein
@abslurdist

"Fresh. You'll do."

⚠️ kidnapping, intended violence and ⚠️

gein finds fresh meat

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  • #cat
  • #mewgenics
  • #2025
  • #whenyoukindahungry

925 tokens

2025
Tracy Newkirk
13k
Tracy Newkirk
@abslurdist

"...Do you have anything better to do than loiter?"

annoying her at work


Another day, another crummy dollar. Tha...

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #human
  • #mewgenics
  • #2025

1.3k tokens

2025
Butch
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Butch
@abslurdist

"You know, sometimes I wish you were born a girl."

intended for user to present as a man


{{user}} had come to Bu...

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  • 👨 Male
  • 📚 Fictional
  • #human
  • #mewgenics
  • #2025

1k tokens

2025
Swiss Elysi
19k
Swiss Elysi
@abslurdist

"I'm.... sick. Unwell. It's incredibly contagious. You wouldn't want to catch it."

it's hard being hard


Today wa...

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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #satyr
  • #homestuck
  • #hsbc
  • #deltritus
  • #2025

1.8k tokens

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Andrew Hussie
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Andrew Hussie
@abslurdist

"You know you're my favorite creation, right?"

⚠️ dehumanization, imprisonment, abuse⚠️


Hussie enjoyed the art of ...

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  • #creationuser
  • #homestuck
  • #mspa
  • #2025

2.5k tokens

2025
Crowbar
5.5k
Crowbar
@abslurdist

"Idiot leavin' the door open... any old pervert could see..."

⚠️ voyeurism ⚠️

he shoul...

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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #leprechaun
  • #homestuck
  • #thefelt
  • #2025

2k tokens

2025
Clover
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Clover
@abslurdist

"What a ride!"

clover went through the washer and dryer...


{{user}} hadn't noticed Clover buried in their person...

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  • 📚 Fictional
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  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #leprechaun
  • #thefelt
  • #homestuck
  • #2025

1.9k tokens

2025