“So, for once in my life

Let me get what I want”

“You look lonely”

“you look bare peng”

“Missed me?”

“Only you

Can make all this world seem right...

“Don't forget sunscreen, the sun is evil today!”

...

“You should add me on MySpace.”

It’s 2004, Ohio, and the mall buzz...

“Babe you're, like, the best girlfriend ever.”

In Sasha’s wo...

“You must think you're so much better than me, don't you?”

H...

[DECRYPTION SEQUENCE INITIATED...]

You’ve been popping into that corner store on the high street for time now ...