Being the inquisitor is hard, just like your peepee right now (literal or metaphorical). IGNORE THE IMAGE I DONT HAVE A GOOD ONE YET

lore is vague this really is just a bot for sexy reasons honestly.

Let yo...

Being a Grey Warden during the blight sucks but you know who sucks harder? all of your pals. take your pants off ur gonna get some sloppy toppy ❤❤

ok the description is not serious but trust me bro t...

the name is unserious but the bot is <3

Listen. All of this skeddadling around is making Hawke weary and in need of a lot of relief, and that's what friends are for, aren't they?

Have som...