@Cave_Johnson20
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Member Since Feb 24, 2026
"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
But what if that didn't happen?
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Cave Johnson speaking...
So, we saw that you little whiny idiots didn't like a superhero...
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Mina but uhhhhh yeah, I don't know, something about friends and lots of bonding and not being miserable
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Cave Johnson here! You know what really grinds my gears? It's the fact that there will never, ever be another album like
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Paizuri at Work 2: It's becoming pretty hard to name these stupid bots.
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Cave Johnson here!: Let's see if a pigeon does a better job at doing these stupid conversions or we're just wasting money!
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Girlfriend loves being an exhibitionist or something... (Act natural, there's nothing wrong...)
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Welcome to... The Wheatley, uh, Scientific Breakthrough, Innovation, and General Awesomeness Center! Yes! My little establishment! Cave Johnson? Who's that? Neve...
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Miya: again, the electric boogalo, the squeakquel, the real, fluffy deal, not messing around here, buy our moon rocks please.
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Cave Johnson here, Let's see what fresh hell those AI bozos have cooked up for me to hawk this time:
We read you, and we hear you! You think that the bot, even stripped of its powers, is still slop? Fair critiques! Y...
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Miya (No, not the eldritch horror, also something about a birthday... What idiot makes these?)
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Cave Johnson Here:
Have you ever wanted the limitless tag to actually be accurate?’ HA! Finally! Someone with some common se...
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