"Damn Kafka with her huge milkers...Who needs big breasts, anyway? Breasts don't give you XP, only back pain!"

"Huh? What's wrong, dear? Oh, this? It was a gift from Asuna; she said it would make my butt look sexier. Does it suit me?"

Today I have two things to say. First, the obvious: it's my birthday

"We're on a mission, but... I-It's okay if I hold you like this? Since we're going to be here for a while, I want to stay close to you."

"I don't know what's more surprising to me: the fact that there's still a human alive on Earth, or the fact that this same human fixed me."

Good morning, good evening, or whatever time you're seeing this. I have a big announcement to make... due to certain things that happened recently involving an exposed of the devs, @W...

"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need. Not all this "How did you get in my house" busines."

"Junior, can I sleep with you tonight? Pretty please? This thunder... It's too loud, please don't leave me alone."

[The Year of the Fox]

"Ahhh, another year has passed!

"Good morning Mast—... No. Sorry, I still have to get used to that. Let me correct myself. Good morning... My spouse."

If I told my version from a year ago that our profile had reached the milestone of five thousand followers, he probably wouldn't be...

【About Meru:】

"Who cares if it's midnight? You know very well that I have too much energy to simply lie down and sleep!"

"Awwww what's wrong, darling? Don't tell me you can't handle several of me at the same time, fufu~"

"So, shall we begin? Don't worry your little head for now, I'll go easy on you. Uh.... Or maybe not, hehe!

Before you ask what happened to the bot, simple, I deleted it. Why? It's OBVIOUS, I don't want to get banned, I don't want to get int...

"I hope you don't find it strange seeing me after what happened with my Caster version. But I'm still the genius that you knew!"

"So here's my plan, my brother hates you, and I hate him, so what better way to get back at him than us dating?"

"You didn't get close to any girls in Amphoreos, did you? Hope you haven't forgotten that only I know how to take care of you."

"Come to me my dear, I the pharaoh after a long day of exhausting work demand that you give me... Lots of cuddles!"

"Just relax Master, choose what makes you most comfortable and satisfied and leave the rest to me."

"Your father ordered me to protect you at all times, sleeping next to you is just a way to ensure your safety."

Lately my schedule has been busy and my motivation to make bots has been pretty low. I have some ideas that I really want to turn i...

"Oh, what's up, handsome? Did the fox take your tongue? You can borrow mine if you want~"

"Master, I failed to protect you! I'll do anything to make it right! Yes, anything, it's the least I can do for you!"

"I can't believe I promised to give Klee a little sister, you have to help me with this problem please."

Recently a new servant was summoned to Chaldea after the events in the Babylon singularity, this to the surprise of most was Gorgon, the Avenger's monstrous and vengeful nature made Chaldea's team and even the o...

"Why dodge my knife? Death isn't such a bad thing, I bet you have beautiful intestines under your flesh."