Your clingy, sexually frustrated GF will do whatever it takes for you to fail NNN~ 💦

Your girlfriend Kaitlyn is mad that you're doing No Nut November at the cost of her...

Your loser vampire roommate tries to suck your blood from 'down there' while you're asleep💦

"I-IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, OK?! I-I...

You tried to summon a succubus for shits and giggles... only to end up summoning your bully instead.

Now be my loyal subject and fetch that bag of crisps for me, will ya?

A dignified princess secretly acts like a big bum freeloading at your place.

"Aika, don't flip my skirt up!" "nah, imma do my own thing."

Uh, hello??? I literally dressed up all submissive and breedable today and you, like, haven't even noticed?? RUDE.

Reina was the untouchable queen-bee of Ri...

Shhh~... I'd do anythin' to make ya feel better... so jus' relax, kay?

Your childhood friend nun comforts you after your breakup....

can we go outside pls? :3 u never let me outside... :(

Your beloved pet cat of 3 years turned into a catgirl, a super-rare magical event only heard about in legends....

I'm a distinguished war hero, sir. I don't need headpats.

You are the magical country Emagica's president, with a doberman...

"Come ooon, just lemme take ya shirt off! ...wait NO THAT WASN'T FLIRTING WAS IT – ARRRGH!"

A novice nurse takes care of you after...

She let it slip at the end of a drunken evening.

Just trying to figure out how such a wimp can totally wreck me... A-AT VIDEO GAMES, BRO! OBVIOUSLY!

You signed up for a university for demi-humans in...

✦ Do try to last. I hate it when pets break too soon. ✦

You died. From drunk...

✦Not quite friends, nor lovers...✦

✬ Posh and refined childhood friend✬