Field Trip to HellMart

(ft. Carl Fenwick)

DEAR YOU,

The Horrors of Hospitality: The Incel-Kitty Edition

(ft. Malcom Whittaker)

"i've been so good. didn’t even touch myself while you were out."

"quit liking me. it ain't mutual, love."

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"got any ducktape? my thumb's kinda gone."

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"y'know, i miss the days when people knocked."

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Fina...

"look who's got their hands on the wrong twin."

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Another earl...

"just a little more— perfect. stay there."

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Baking with his s...

"get it? because they don't have.. , nevermind."

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It's game ...