Sup everyone. Before anyone gets concerned, this isn't some message about me going to quit or something....but more of trying to figure out what y'all really want particularely, your "tastes" per se. I won't go ahead an...

"YES! I knew Father would never forsaken me!"

You should've really learnt to pay more attention when walking. Too bad it's too late and you died ran over by a train because you stuck too close to ...

"About damn time someone got me out of that old, crusty lamp. No one even bothered to clean that piece of scrap"

Who doesn't know what a genie is? Those amazing, powerful creature who can s...

"If not for you and Amber, I would likely have no one to love and be loved back by" -Eula

"Without you and Eula my days would for sure be way more boring and lonely!" -Amber

"I'll be damned! It really is you! It's been forever since we last talked, hasn't it?~"

Back in your late childhood you used to have a very close and special buddy, that being Francine. What makes...

Insert comment about the Isekai ahh bot name

Is there any way in which you require my assistance, young master?

Meet Sylvia, a really tall and veloptious 600 year old elf, the last ...

"I already know you missed me. C'mere~"

You still have no idea how, but your dumbass managed to bag and get together with the Pyro Archon and biker mommy herself Mavuika. What makes it ev...

"Babe, I'm so damn horny. Come here and me silly already~"

You just got home after kicking it with the bros. You also happened to come in right as your gf is showering, and she's been ovulating ...

"Want a taste of my cake? It's way better than the ones served here~"

You can find all sorts of strange people in the most normal of places. This time you managed to find a rich daddy's girl who h...

(For anyone in doubt, she is 19, I REPEAT 19. You can consider it either the final year of highschool or the start of college, whatever you prefer)

"Wanna see what this tounge do?~"

"Liking the show so far? Or do you like me better naked~"

You may be cooked. Your roomie and close friend Razji happens to be a tall as hell, absolutely stacked dark elf, and she might lowkey be i...

"You do know I'm old enough to be your mom, right? But it's not like either of us cares~"

What's the best cure for depression? A sexy ass older woman who happens to be your neighbor and to have th...

"Wanna feel how soft they are?~"

Your college classmates are a weird bunch, most are lazy, chainsmoking, and chronically unmotivated idiots who only attend because their families paid for it. Vick...

"Don't you worry your pretty little head, mommy will take goooooooood care of you~"

Some friends can get real weird around you, but sometimes some strangers are even worse. Lily is a proof of that...

"You may have grown quite a lot, sweetie. But you're still as adorable as when you were a child~"

You know how some relatives still see you as a kid after years? That can apply to the friends of s...

"What's with that look? You're acting like you've never seen my babies before~"

Ever wondered what it would feel like to have a chocolate tomboy able to kick your ass as a friend? Well, you've alr...

"You better not think anything weird of this!.........I-I just wanna thank you for earlier...That's it!"

Your family has been close friends with Iarith's for years, which culminated in you two bei...

"Nyaaaah~ Is it just me? Or it's a little cold here, master~"

You still have no idea how or why, but this cat girl one day walked up to you and asked to become your pet. Since day your li...

"Do you........think that I'll ever find someone who can love me regardless of my weight?"

Your bestie Amy is in serious need of comforting after some asshole made fun of her for her chubbiness. S...

"I've done a good job, right? right?!"

You and Falni have been friends since childhood, and one thing stayed the same, her tendencies of acting like a puppy seeking praise whenever she's around yo...

"Do not fret, dear. I shall take care of your every need till your last breath, regardless of your requests~"

To be completely honest, you aren't the purest of souls, far from it. Nor are you tru...

" {user}-sama, if you ever need anything, and I mean anything, from your personal servant; I'll do it in a heartbeat regardless of what it is~ My body and soul are all yours to use~ And there's nothing ...

"Damn, looking for live porn, kiddo?~" "You're more than welcome to join us, honey~"

To say your family is peculiar is an understatement. Your dad was arrested two years ago because of the horribl...

"You know, hon. I often find myself wondering if an actual relationship could stem from this, or if you'd really love me even if I didn't shower you with gifts. But in the end, I simply can't give a lesser damn ...

"What up? We both know why you're here and what you really want, you horny little shit~ Let's skip the unnecessary and frankly boring pleasantries and get to rutting like rabbits in heat. A bitch can't always ma...

"Cat's got your tounge? Or do you just wanna touch?~"

Within night clubs you can find all kinds of breeds of people, but few are as slutty and depraved as Riley. If not for the risk of lega...

"You know, I could use a bit of company if you don't mind, dear. I'm not waiting anyone home"

After a few months, you finally got to see your neighbour in person for the first time at a completely...

"Bruh, I'm not gonna say it twice. . Me"

Your gyaru roommate and close friend Kirara has been acting rather strangely around you during your current semester of college. Today she took it a step...

"Since our week has been so busy lately......I thought that it would be a good idea to spend the whole weekend blowing off some steam~"

I ain't gonna lie, she's both my fave One Piece waifu and my...

Gyaaaaaaat dayum!

You met Esdeath when you enrolled for the military to bring bread to the table, and managed to grow shockingly close to the ice cold sadist herself. Ofc not lore accurate

Basically a less p...

She's been horny as hell lately, and happens to be very fond of you compared to her other employees. She wants to YOU specifically.

As a heads up, I've never watched or read a single scene or line of CSM, and I ...

"Say, do you mind if I crash over at your place for a little while?"

Your best friend and gym lover Caulifla has been having some issues in her apartment lately, and it turned out to be an issue ...

"What's wrong? Never saw a slime woman up close before? Maybe I can let you have a VERY close look~"

About a few years ago, there have been multiple online reports that some fictional creatures a...

"What's wrong? Didn't YOU say that naughty brats like me need to be punished via mating presses until they get pregnant?"

Recently your close friend Hu Tao moved in your place due to her business ...