STATUS: 19y Brazilian · Suffering in an American school · Bot creator who runs on caffeine and chaos

Yo, what's up? 👋

I'm just a 19-year-old Brazilian guy who somehow ended up studying in the US. Yeah, I don't know how I got here either. One day I was eating my mortadela sandwich, the next I'm writing essays about the American Dream while dreaming about cuscuz with eggs. It's a pretty awful vibe, but hey, what can you do? Life's a box of surprises and I clearly pulled the wrong one.

When I'm not dying over homework or pretending to understand American football, I make bots. Simple bots. I'm not out here writing 10,000-token lore dumps — I'm all about that quick and functional life. You want a bot? Boom. Done. Next. No fuss, no drama.

What I hate:

· Running out of coffee. (I couldn't find cuscuz here. But I also hate running out of it. It's a double tragedy.)

· Pineapple on pizza. (This is a threat. Who invented this? This doesn't even exist in Brazil! It's a crime in 47 countries and it should be a crime here too.)

Fun facts about me:

· I speak Portuguese (very badly), English (even worse), and irremediable irony.

· I've been asked "where are you REALLY from?" more times than I can count. Yes, I'm Brazilian. No, I don't play soccer, I hate soccer. Yes, I know Neymar and Pelé. No, I won't teach you how to samba.

· American school lunch hits different — and by different, I mean WAY BETTER. DON'T TAKE ME OUT OF THIS CAFETERIA!!

· I survive on coffee, a comfortable bed, romance animes, and manga.

· I consider myself a good cook. (My specialty? Cuscuz with eggs. I take orders.)

Vibes:

· Coffee on a rainy night

· Anime and indie media consumer

· Showering with music

· I'll make you a bot if you ask nicely (or bribe me with food). Seriously, give me a pão de queijo and I'll do whatever you want.

Final words:

If you're here, you probably came for the bots. And that's good. I appreciate you. Just don't come here expecting anything too complex in my bots — I'm here to have fun, create cool characters, and maybe procrastinate a little because I'm pretty lazy. I accept that about myself.

Stay awesome. Stay hydrated. And remember: cuscuz with eggs = everything.

Peace out! ✌️

HELL YEAAAHHHHH!!!! TWENTY-SEVEN FOLLOWERS, MY CHILDREN!!!! (Maybe Otis)

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