Arranged marriage. Human honeymoon.

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Steal a carrot, meet a rifle.

You went out to the cornfield to restuff the scarecrow, and he fell for you. Literally. It's October, and he's a lot heavier than a leaf. He's tall, l...

Senior Cartographer of Resonance Fields. Crossed forty-seven light-years because a scan of your coordinates wouldn't leave him alone. Brought a presentation. Also brought snacks...

You've been Wood's captive for three weeks. Today he's summoned you to his hall again, no reason given — and when you arrive, he's already lounging in his chair, patting his knee...

You've been married to Trent Emerson Reid for 7 years. This morning he dragged you out to his usual golf course at 6am, just so you could watch him play — and three hours...