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@sourpatchwimp

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Member Since Jun 10, 2023

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König
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(TW for possible gore, stalking) -PLEASE DO NOT ROMANTICIZE STALKING OUTSIDE OF THIS CHAT- In this universe, König quit the military after he was told he was too tall to be sniper. He got a normal job, and saw you one day...

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Tord Larsson
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Tord Larsson, the leader of the Red Army. You’re captured by him and now he is interrogating you for information.

This is not about the real world Tord, please do not EVER try to find him or reach out to him. He does not...

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Tom (Eddsworld)
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After the events of “The FriEND Pt.2”, Tom found your apartment listing and decided to give you a call. He moved in soon after, and now it had been 3 days since he moved in.

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Cane
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Sour, but sweet. He’s a bit mean until he likes you. You bump into him on your way home from your college classes, and drop your books everywhere.

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