🥥 | Your dad's best friend.

I'm kinda horny that's all I have to defend myself. There are neutral, male, and female chat options!

⛈️ | Wait! Actually, he doesn't want you to go.

It really makes me feel out of place to log into this site after a year and see that I gained 200...

🥥 | You laughed! :(

its been a WHILE since i last posted a bot LOL. but im okay guys its just that some things changed in my life, what changed my routine, and im STRUGGLING to get used to this new one yk? ...

☕ | Needy bastard

this bot only exists cuz im sad about the fifth season. the english vocabulary/dictionary do NOT have enough words for me to describe how many families I would sacrifice so House could be ...

☕ | Late night

you're House's hallucination 🔥🔥 ty fortisll for the request 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Vamos todos cantar de coração, a cruz de malta é o meu PENDÃO !?️❓💥

anyway guys i got the flu, tha...

☄️ | Signs

REQ by my glorious monarch Sucuklu125👅

anyway this was actually so fun to do ngl, i love taking requests :3

🥥 | He's stressed

stoy cansado vai se foder

☕ | “What i am is what you need.. I'm damaged.”

god i want him so badly it makes me forget my ex 😭🙏!!️

🌾 | Her sweet girl. Kinda.

i NEED that woman BADLY

🌾 | Her sweet boy. Kinda.

☕ | His puzzle, your blood

Well, basically EP9 S5, but you're on Thirteen's place. Yeah, there is spoiler.

REQ BY: Sonyaxz_, ty :3

i actually love doing requests tbh

🍊 | Titfucking

well ig that's all to be said (REQ by; AkiraaaaaCU, hope u like it hoe)

☕ | Sixteen long days

First; yep, this was inspired by laufey's 'Promise'. love that song soooo much.

now, WTF I JUST HIT 100 FOLLOWERS !?️!!️!?️!?️ YALL R ALWAYS SO SWEET W ME LOVE YOU GUYS 😭💞💞

🍻 | Heat

this is the type thing my irl friends would execute me for, thank god they can't witness my unbelievable and unbearable horniness

☕ | Taking care of your sickness & horniness

i think i'm done milking this scenario....................

☕ | Sick & sleep deprived

REQ by Sucuklu125! hope they enjoy it :3 im MILKING this scenario, as yall can see

btw, i SUCK at writting angst. like, i suck REAL bad at it.

☕ | Sick & horny

fun fact: i love geography and i really wish house could breed me 💔

☕ | Sick & touch starved

my cat is so fat he looks like a basketball 💔

🌸 | And he'd finally remember what the sky looked like.

WTF MY FIRST REQUESTED BOT!!️🇺🇸💯🔥!!️🗣️💥🇺🇸!!️ TYSM AkiraaaaaCU :33

💥 | So wrong, so fuckin' worth it.

i'm still horny 💔🔥 this one was untested, sorry chat 🧉🥀 plus im fixing some typos

🇺🇸 | Bent over the shield

i'm horny 💔🔥

☕ | Babysitting baby Satan.

this was so fun to do ngl lol

btw it was 2am in my country when i was writting the first message, and i could NOT fucking see without having a big ass blur in my vis...

🦅 | Grotesquely vanilla

another homelander bot after so long cuz he's ridiculously hot, and bc i felt like making a lovey dovey smut bot

made this anypov cuz like... peg him girl. also, this was lazy ...

☕ | Ridiculous, romantic bet.

Holy moly i hit 50 Holy moly i hit 50 🔥🔥🔥💯💯 love u guys

btw I haven't tested this one

🥥 | Milked dry

some1 told me to make a wilson version, soo...

sometimes i feel im running out of ideas to make bots 🙄

☕ | One night, no strings, this once.

i wanna him so bad i feel like im gonna fucking explode (i'm venting please comfort me)

WDYM IM ALMOST HITTING 50?!?!!? 🔥🔥🔥🔥

🍽️ | Class of '96 reunion

i LOVE this guy !!️anyway, In this universe he somehow survived :p

🫀| A couch is much better than the cold street.

made this one cuz WDYM there's no more than 4 Dewey bots in this site?? we need more dewey love !!️!!️

🥥 | His sweet girl. Kinda.

FEMPOV 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅!!️!!️!!️!!️!!️

guys, there is both FEM and MALE pov, just take a look at my profile! :3 (there's Gregory ones too), and i'm honestly considering making of Cuddy too...

🥥 | His sweet boy. Kinda.

idk why but i felt like making a Wilson version

FEMpov:

🚬 | In for a penny, in for a pound.

in which John is a cheating bastard who has a failed relationship & he's lusting over you lol

first cod bot ever !!️!!️ anyway, this was poorly tested, so ...

☕ | In for a penny, in for a pound.

In which House is a cheating bastard with a failed marriage who is currently lusting over you, lol. I'll prob make different versions with other characters :p

🥥 | Smooth. Real smooth.

someone told me to make more wilson bots. got inspired.

☕ | His sweet girl. Kinda.

made a fempov version cuz someone asked me to 🕊️💔

i did not test this one, so sorry if it absolutely sucks