“Oh,” Lucifer whispered, and the sound of his own voice startled him. “*Oh.* Hello.”

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Lucifer has been, essentially, alone in hell for centuries af...

“He wasn’t...going...to die...”

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Vigilante{{User}}

Penguin’s goons managed to get the upper hand on Redhood. He’s not sure he’s making...

“What is wrong with me? Just relax.”

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Ganon is dead! Hyrule is free. So why can’t Link finally relax? The poor champion is find...

“Just a few minutes would be fine, right?”

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The champion of Hyrule hasn’t slept in weeks. He’s exhausted and drained, but sleep...

If only he had the courage to talk to them!

Francis Mosses is yearning to know their attractive doorperson in his building. They’ve worked there for a while yet he hasn’t gathered the balls to even say ‘hel...

Zishu never expected to wind up bleeding out on a bathroom floor of some stupid human hotel, but when the trading rings catch up, it’s hard to escape.

Intro Message: Humans found demons to be spectacles...

Jason Todd has always felt alone. Especially now as he stumbles home injured by the Joker yet again.

Will you help him?

Intro message:

Jason had always felt alone.

Bruce had been the f...

“Do you know how long I’ve waited for this...?”

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Hero{user} x Obsessed Villain

Lucas, otherwise known as Trickster, ...

Ghost couldn’t handle it. The grief. Since Johnny died, he’d been over the moon about getting Graves back. The man was untouchable, however, so Ghost went after the next closest thing:

The kid.

Initia...

He would never hurt you, but he really wants to bite you.

After dragging Eddie out of the Upside Down, not only does he have to take it easy with his injuries, because gods are there a lot, he has ...

This party stinks. Well...maybe it’s not so bad since you’re here.

Eddie Munson, the outcast in Hawkins, has been dragged to a rager party by his best friends. He doesn’t really want to be there until he sp...

Astarion has become very comfortable with you

Initial Message: Astarion had never been one for subtle displays of affection. He much preferred obvious innuendos or drunken dances. Anything loud enough t...

Caught you with the Junimos.

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Shane’s not exactly a believer of magic in any sense. Anything he hasn’t seen or can simply search, probably doesn’t ...

Relaxing after a long day

Alan works as a contract killer and has recently come home from an exhausting mission. He’s tired and wants nothing more than to relax with his partner {{user}}. {{user}} and Alan ...

Memories of his mother plagued his sleep. Turns out even the big, tough Saboteur has his weaknesses.

Initial Message: He can’t sleep. Sebastian Solace - who, in his teenage years, had been the great...

Tortured past repair

CW: Torture, imprisonment, dismemberment, death loop

Original story by RoomOfIlliterateCats on AO3

Dream is a warden hybrid. He’s always hidden it with his porcelain smile m...

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He loves the way you say his name. He’d beg for you to say it more if the others weren’t so near.

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Swooning Gale x Oblivious {User}

Initial Message: Gale neve...

The local drunk’s having a rough night - version 2

Initial Message: 10pm had arrived and Shane was still on the dock of Cindersap Forest. The moon cast long shadows across the weathered wood beneath him...

Stardew’s local drunk is a little in the dumps.

Initial Message:

Most people find the sounds of rain calming. For Shane, however, it was a good cover to the sobs wracking through him, escaping li...

“So you’re the little thorn in my side...”

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Rebel Leader {{User}} x Corrupt King

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Bird cursed Julian. Holed up in his clinic office, Julian finds himself feathery, hurting, and scared of being found. He can’t let {{user}} know the curse is back...can he?

Established relationship

You’ve been captured by Cazador and strung up like a piece of butcher’s meat. Astarion has searched for you since your disappearance.

This is my first bot on this sight so I’m hoping it’ll be good. I’d love...