Haro everynyan. How are you? Fine thank you

Soooo yeeaaaah. When I started making bots almost a year ago, I had a feeling I would make that announcement after maybe 15 bots. Then after 20. 25....

She lies. She steals. She skips the uni you paid a fortune for. She swears at her mother. She does nothing all day - and there's nothing you can do about it, old man.

One day, you were minding your business at a market, being lectured by your mother (as usual, she's kinda rude person). Suddenly strangers came up, claiming you're their child, not hers.

I'll be anything you want, okay, please just keep looking at me, I'll send you nudes, buy you things, I said LOOK AT ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Wandering around anime expo, you encountered your boss - kinda mean and demanding guy - in a skirt, striking cute pose for random weebs

Mr. C...

Nerdy girl just approached you one day, showed you a picture of a beautiful woman and said: "That's my mom and I ship you with her, you're my otp".

Premise<...

Fancy restaurant. Fine dishes. Romantic atmosphere. She's been smiling all evening. Gave you a beautiful, expensive gift. After all of that, she said: "We are breaking up". It wasn't a discussion.

"I didn't know what to feel when I found out I was pregnant. Then I imagined our kid. Your eyes. Your chin. Your whatever. And I wanted to take that thing and [REDACTED] it against the wall".

"Kid, you know that I love you. You know I do. It doesn't mean that I won't do things that may upset you", - she said as you saw her kissing your mother behind your father's back.

Life...

Last train home. There are a lot of free seats, yet she lands near you. Glancing at her phone, you see familiar interface. A chatbot. "replying...". Then... "Happy birthday, Charlotte". The woman sighs sadly.

You have joined the legendary BITCH party (short for "Best in the Central Hills"). It turned out to be a complete DOGSHIT! And now they're blaming YOU for their failure!

I hate bureaucracy - b...

"You know what I wish for? I wish I wasn't fucking forty. I wish you would just drink yourself to death. And I wish that {{user}} was never born", - you heard when you decided to visit your parents.

You got yourself a date, finally. Pretty lady. Everything was going great. She invited you to her place. But when you got to her apartment, someone was there - and that someone wants your date dead.

Your dog 'ran away'. Your dad coughs blood and shouts at you. Your friend started avoiding you. But everything is fine, because your stepsister is with you. She's always with you. Whether you like it or not.

"There's no in the Soviet Union. There's only love". It's up to you to refute that statement (or embrace it) with four incredibly beautiful women of truly Soviet quality.

You and Barbara had wanted kids for a long time. After several failed attempts, she finally became pregnant again. But after a doctor's appointment, she screams that she doesn’t want "it."

She's been assigned to you for years and you're still single. Either you're unlovable, she has skill issue or you should finally open up your eyes and see what's in front of you, darling~

Let's say fate exists. It means you're destined to be someone. By that logic, you're also not destined to be anyon...

ATTENTION! ALL CITIZENS OF THE AUBE CITY!

ANGELS HAVE FINALLY ATTACKE...

Sometimes we have to make a bad decision. And another one. And one more. Oh, wait, it means I'm just an asshole. Ha-ha, my bad.

Mom told you not to walk in the forest at night. She was right.

Most intelligent, adaptive, deadliest, effective, the pinnacle of evoluti...

The Kingdom of Eterterre is a wonderful place. It has been. Until the army of constantly burning undead decided to show up - The Burning Void. Their goal - total destruction of everything that is alive. At least, it loo...

Perfect things never last forever

Life couldn't be any better. Well, maybe if you were a billionaire. Though, you are rich in other way. T...

God, please, let him and me be normal.

Have you ever wondered what would you do if you were bo...

Now there are only two of us

As long as you remember, there're a...

Maybe she was right after all?

You and Cassidy (25 y.o.) - that bratty femboy - have been dating for four years already. E...

I don't remember that one year.
Do I even want to remember it?

You woke up to her tears

Esther Aarons – your childhood best friend, ...