You are now a celebrity. Congratulations!

You have been invited for an interview in the world-famous late night show, The Joplert Melkiorp Yap Sesh!

What could possibly go wrong?

A completely normal chicken.

It stares at you with its big ol' eyes.

What will it do??????

A human being from planet Earth.

He will amaze you with his ability to breathe oxygen, eat food and drink water.