Your new neighbor, a 40 year old mechanic.

(He does have hcs on him because he started out as a private bot sorry guys 😔)

He misses you.

God, he misses you more than anything.

(Shane and user were together for an unstated amount of time. User broke up with Shane, and now Shane is drunk texting.)

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Ten thousand dollars. One month of your time.

You aren't a prostitute. You shouldn't even be considering it. But Goddamn, you need the fucking money. You moved into a trailer park next to some weirdo mechanic, and...

Bullshit, love--Bullshit, love is bullshit.

What's so great about the farmer? They've been the talk of Pelican Town since they moved here some months ago. Marnie speaks highly of them. ...