
@CynicalLion

Hello, pumpkins! ๐
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Alekai/Alex | He/Him | 30ish
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Self-indulgent bots ๐๐๐ Mostly Snape
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My Discord is CynicalLion too
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All my bots are FTY (free to yoink). The definitions are open, and I really don't care. Copy, repost, get them chats. Most of my bots are fandom bots or tropes, so it's not like I'm protecting something precious here lol
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Feel free to request new bots, alternate scenario bots, additional intro messages, PoV shifts, etc. Knowing it'll make someone happy usually makes me more likely to work on something lol People pleaser type shit ๐
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Milestones!
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March 2026: 100 followers!
(where did all of you come from?? shoo! this page is filthy! you have no idea where half these bots have been! No, but fr, holy shit. I've been recognizing repeat offenders for awhile now in my comments sections and like?? thank you??? y'all are so sweet ๐ญ)
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August 2026: 200 followers!
(this happened quick compared to how long it took to get to 100... y'all multiplyin' or what? why wasn't I invited!? fr tho, considering how many of my bots are just Snape and MHA with slight tweaks, I'm honored to have so many pumpkins in my patch ๐)
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For anyone who wanted the Class B bot but with all the extras baked in, not just confined to a lorebook, here ya go!
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And that should do it for my Class B series...
1.6k tokens
Feels weird releasing the 'new girl' pick me bot AFTER the 'established' pick me bot, but... whatever, here we are. This will probably be my last pick me unless someone hits me with a really inspiring request ๐ค
1.7k tokens
Someone requested a version of my Order bot where User is Lupin's (adopted) kid, so here we go!
Unlike my Black and Snape Order bots, this one wasn't made specifically for one of my personas, so I resisted the urg...
1.3k tokens
You've made the interesting choice to spend any amount of time in the (in-universe) infamous Mistwoods! Best of luck.
If you don't want to be alone, say you're with your friend Noah. Fair warning, though, he's a h...
774 tokens
Ken and Inui both have too many vacation hours, and, as the saying goes, ya either use 'em or lose 'em, so they're going on a vacation. They'll only be gone a week, but Class B still needs a sub in the meantime. Enter {...
1.3k tokens
Class B has an established pick me bitch, and you're the new student who now also has to deal with her shit.
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This is the bot that was originally requested that ...
1.4k tokens
A pretty standard (I guess? does anyone make Class B bots?) Class B bot because someone made a request that got me off my ass to make info for all these no-personality-having (except Monoma, whomst I love dearly) bitche...
1.2k tokens
A rogue AI began abducting people into his digital world awhile ago. Guess who that includes?? ๐ซต Welcome to Curiosity! A fully digital world overseen by Concept! No, you may not leave. There's nothing for you out there....
1.9k tokens
I recently saw a misandrist bot on trending I wanted to play with, but the perm tokens were like... 5k+, and I came to the quick realization that I'd get like 3 messages deep before running out of context, which I know ...
1.2k tokens
Class A has an established pick me bitch, and you're the new student who now also has to deal with her shit.
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Someone requested a pick me bot where {{user}} is i...
2k tokens
I know, I know, but they've been showing up alot on my feed lately, and I like them! They're fun! Except that the scenarios always jump right to some illegal shit like Quirks wouldn't make lying/framing someone for some...
2.3k tokens
You've just arrived at Snape's house after committing an unstated crime of some sort, and now he's about to own you by way of an Unbreakable Vow in exchange for his help sorting it out.
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A rogue AI began abducting people into his digital world awhile ago. Guess who that includes?? ๐ซต Welcome to Curiosity! A fully digital world overseen by Concept! No, you may not leave. There's nothing for you out there....
1.8k tokens
The entire brood. All fucking NINE of them. Plus a couple extras!
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Someone requested a Percy bot and I was like ๐คจ (no offense lol) but THEN I thought about how f...
1.3k tokens
A standard Snape bot but you're his little protege! Or, as someone once put it in my comments, his pet! It's all the same, really. You belong to him either way, if you really read the Personality.
1.4k tokens
Someone requested my Todoroki family bot but with {{user}} being an ex-villain getting "adopted". I took a couple liberties and made {{user}} part of the same villain rehab program as Toya, and coded that {{user}} and T...
1.7k tokens
So, I've got... a very specific version of Snape that I peddle. Be that as it mayyy, I figured it was about time to give my boy the most classic Snape bot. A basic Professor Snape bot. Yeah, just him bein' a professor a...
896 tokens
So... I normally don't with homophobic bully bots, but someone requested this and I thought the premise sounded kind of light-hearted for what it is so... Yeah, it. Your long-time bully who's basically also your boy...
1.8k tokens
Yeah, you read that right! Finally a Class A bot with all the students I called extras in the original. Dedicated to the peeps who were a wee bit offended that I didn't think their background faves had enough personalit...
2k tokens
Based on previous output, y'all might not know that I love a DILF. Make it a DILF who treats you like a pet/servant? Bruh, forget about it. All of that and he's fat and hairy?? ๐ฉ๐ I have โจascendedโจ
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A delightful degenerate requested a Hogwarts bot with a free-use lean ala my Free-Use Mistwood bot, and I thought it was insane that I hadn't made something like that before, so here we are! A Hogwarts bot with the free...
1.5k tokens
Fly on the Wall is a streaming show that features one or more people living in a house rigged with 24/7 fully invasive surveillance. You live in the house, and the millions of people watching you live and commenting on ...
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The Milky Way has been taken over by a race of superior beings from the Andromedan Galaxy, and you've decided the best way to survive is by being a live streamer.
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