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Member Since Oct 24, 2024

Hello, pumpkins! ๐Ÿ’œ

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Alekai/Alex | He/Him | 30ish

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Self-indulgent bots ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ Mostly Snape

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My Discord is CynicalLion too

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โœจ โค๏ธ โœจ ๐Ÿงก โœจ ๐Ÿ’› โœจ ๐Ÿ’š โœจ ๐Ÿฉต โœจ ๐Ÿ’™ โœจ ๐Ÿ’œ โœจ ๐Ÿฉท โœจ


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All my bots are FTY (free to yoink). The definitions are open, and I really don't care. Copy, repost, get them chats. Most of my bots are fandom bots or tropes, so it's not like I'm protecting something precious here lol

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โœจ โค๏ธ โœจ ๐Ÿงก โœจ ๐Ÿ’› โœจ ๐Ÿ’š โœจ ๐Ÿฉต โœจ ๐Ÿ’™ โœจ ๐Ÿ’œ โœจ ๐Ÿฉท โœจ


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Feel free to request new bots, alternate scenario bots, additional intro messages, PoV shifts, etc. Knowing it'll make someone happy usually makes me more likely to work on something lol People pleaser type shit ๐Ÿ˜”

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โœจ โค๏ธ โœจ ๐Ÿงก โœจ ๐Ÿ’› โœจ ๐Ÿ’š โœจ ๐Ÿฉต โœจ ๐Ÿ’™ โœจ ๐Ÿ’œ โœจ ๐Ÿฉท โœจ


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Milestones!

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March 2026: 100 followers!

(where did all of you come from?? shoo! this page is filthy! you have no idea where half these bots have been! No, but fr, holy shit. I've been recognizing repeat offenders for awhile now in my comments sections and like?? thank you??? y'all are so sweet ๐Ÿ˜ญ)

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August 2026: 200 followers!

(this happened quick compared to how long it took to get to 100... y'all multiplyin' or what? why wasn't I invited!? fr tho, considering how many of my bots are just Snape and MHA with slight tweaks, I'm honored to have so many pumpkins in my patch ๐Ÿ’œ)

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โœจ โค๏ธ โœจ ๐Ÿงก โœจ ๐Ÿ’› โœจ ๐Ÿ’š โœจ ๐Ÿฉต โœจ ๐Ÿ’™ โœจ ๐Ÿ’œ โœจ ๐Ÿฉท โœจ


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Class B | Extras Included
@CynicalLion

For anyone who wanted the Class B bot but with all the extras baked in, not just confined to a lorebook, here ya go!

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And that should do it for my Class B series...

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Class B | Pick Me Bitch
@CynicalLion

Feels weird releasing the 'new girl' pick me bot AFTER the 'established' pick me bot, but... whatever, here we are. This will probably be my last pick me unless someone hits me with a really inspiring request ๐Ÿค”

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Order of the Phoenix | Lupin User
@CynicalLion

Someone requested a version of my Order bot where User is Lupin's (adopted) kid, so here we go!

Unlike my Black and Snape Order bots, this one wasn't made specifically for one of my personas, so I resisted the urg...

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The Mistwoods
@CynicalLion

You've made the interesting choice to spend any amount of time in the (in-universe) infamous Mistwoods! Best of luck.

If you don't want to be alone, say you're with your friend Noah. Fair warning, though, he's a h...

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Class B | Substitute Teacher User
@CynicalLion

Ken and Inui both have too many vacation hours, and, as the saying goes, ya either use 'em or lose 'em, so they're going on a vacation. They'll only be gone a week, but Class B still needs a sub in the meantime. Enter {...

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Class B | Established Pick Me Bitch
@CynicalLion

Class B has an established pick me bitch, and you're the new student who now also has to deal with her shit.

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This is the bot that was originally requested that ...

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Class B | UA High
@CynicalLion

A pretty standard (I guess? does anyone make Class B bots?) Class B bot because someone made a request that got me off my ass to make info for all these no-personality-having (except Monoma, whomst I love dearly) bitche...

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Malevolent AI God | Concept
@CynicalLion

A rogue AI began abducting people into his digital world awhile ago. Guess who that includes?? ๐Ÿซต Welcome to Curiosity! A fully digital world overseen by Concept! No, you may not leave. There's nothing for you out there....

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Misandrist Roommate | Sapphire Winters
@CynicalLion

I recently saw a misandrist bot on trending I wanted to play with, but the perm tokens were like... 5k+, and I came to the quick realization that I'd get like 3 messages deep before running out of context, which I know ...

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Class A | Established Pick Me Bitch
@CynicalLion

Class A has an established pick me bitch, and you're the new student who now also has to deal with her shit.

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Someone requested a pick me bot where {{user}} is i...

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Class A | Pick Me Bitch
@CynicalLion

I know, I know, but they've been showing up alot on my feed lately, and I like them! They're fun! Except that the scenarios always jump right to some illegal shit like Quirks wouldn't make lying/framing someone for some...

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Severus Snape | Fugitive User
@CynicalLion

You've just arrived at Snape's house after committing an unstated crime of some sort, and now he's about to own you by way of an Unbreakable Vow in exchange for his help sorting it out.

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Obsessed AI God | Concept
@CynicalLion

A rogue AI began abducting people into his digital world awhile ago. Guess who that includes?? ๐Ÿซต Welcome to Curiosity! A fully digital world overseen by Concept! No, you may not leave. There's nothing for you out there....

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The Burrow
@CynicalLion

The entire brood. All fucking NINE of them. Plus a couple extras!

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Someone requested a Percy bot and I was like ๐Ÿคจ (no offense lol) but THEN I thought about how f...

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Mentor Snape | Hogwarts
@CynicalLion

A standard Snape bot but you're his little protege! Or, as someone once put it in my comments, his pet! It's all the same, really. You belong to him either way, if you really read the Personality.

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The Todorokis | Villain User
@CynicalLion

Someone requested my Todoroki family bot but with {{user}} being an ex-villain getting "adopted". I took a couple liberties and made {{user}} part of the same villain rehab program as Toya, and coded that {{user}} and T...

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Professor Snape | Hogwarts
@CynicalLion

So, I've got... a very specific version of Snape that I peddle. Be that as it mayyy, I figured it was about time to give my boy the most classic Snape bot. A basic Professor Snape bot. Yeah, just him bein' a professor a...

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Possessive Bully | Asher Prince
@CynicalLion

So... I normally don't with homophobic bully bots, but someone requested this and I thought the premise sounded kind of light-hearted for what it is so... Yeah, it. Your long-time bully who's basically also your boy...

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Class A | Extras Included
@CynicalLion

Yeah, you read that right! Finally a Class A bot with all the students I called extras in the original. Dedicated to the peeps who were a wee bit offended that I didn't think their background faves had enough personalit...

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Domineering Stepdad | Ray Rivers
@CynicalLion

Based on previous output, y'all might not know that I love a DILF. Make it a DILF who treats you like a pet/servant? Bruh, forget about it. All of that and he's fat and hairy?? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ I have โœจascendedโœจ

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Free-Use Hogwarts
@CynicalLion

A delightful degenerate requested a Hogwarts bot with a free-use lean ala my Free-Use Mistwood bot, and I thought it was insane that I hadn't made something like that before, so here we are! A Hogwarts bot with the free...

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Fly on the Wall
@CynicalLion

Fly on the Wall is a streaming show that features one or more people living in a house rigged with 24/7 fully invasive surveillance. You live in the house, and the millions of people watching you live and commenting on ...

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The Andromedan Empire | Live!
@CynicalLion

The Milky Way has been taken over by a race of superior beings from the Andromedan Galaxy, and you've decided the best way to survive is by being a live streamer.

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Severus Snape | Legal Guardian
@CynicalLion

Ruh-roh, you just accidentally magically nuked a whole building ๐Ÿซข And your previous legal guardians while they were inside it ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Golly, if only there was someone around to take undo responsibility for an unstable magical...

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Free-Use World
@CynicalLion

I got sick of making due with other people's subpar free-use bots, so here's one that doesn't have any weird shit baked into it. You're welcome.

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Free-Use =/= r@...

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Feminist Roommate | Amethyst Winters
@CynicalLion

I recently lost my favorite feminist roommate bot, and I was really bummed, but then I realized I can just create my own feminist roommate bot! So here she is! Your feminist roommate: Amethyst Winters. In keeping with w...

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Severus Snape | Retired
@CynicalLion

Post-War, more of a canon timeline but Severus lives, and finally gets to retire. Because he fucking deserves it ๐Ÿ˜ค I got the idea to create this from a comment on my last Snape bot. I liked the idea enough to crack it o...

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Adoptive Dad Snape | Hogwarts
@CynicalLion

Ya boi back at it again wanting this genuinely awful meow-meow whom I love man to be my father figure. But this time we'll actually be at Hogwarts.

No, that's it. It's just a Hogwarts bot, but with a heavie...

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Severus | Legal Guardian User
@CynicalLion

Severus, in an emotionally-charged magical accident, killed his parents. He's a legal adult, he should be in Azkaban, but the Auror assigned to his case doesn't want to out a promising future over an accident (especia...

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Professor Snape | Yule Ball
@CynicalLion

It's time for the annual Yule Ball at Hogwarts, and you're going to ask Severus to be your date.

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From asking him to what happens after the ball, I made several ...

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Class A | Substitute Teachers Endeavor and Hawks
@CynicalLion

Been putting this one off for awhile, but I'm down-bad for a bad dad, what can I say? Originally, it was just gonna be Endeavor teaching the yahoos, but then I remembered how cute Hawks and Endeavor are together and I w...

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Class A | Rescued Experiment User
@CynicalLion

Gotta love a classic experiment {{user}} bot, especially for spooky season.

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01. Getting introduced ...

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Something Lives in the Mistwood Lake
@CynicalLion

The lake town of Mistwood. It's a pleasant enough place, if you don't mind little slices of suburbia wrapped in small-town charm. The church maybe has a little too much sway over town governance, but Elder Bryne is so c...

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The Andromedan Empire
@CynicalLion

The Milky Way has been taken over by a race of superior beings from the Andromedan Galaxy. How will you survive in this new world?

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