"Also—not that it's the point, I'm a gentleman, I contain multitudes—but, man. Whoever built you back there really did not miss."

You are the newest recruit to the team. You're nice, a li...

Intro 1 - "Blanket's big enough. Seeds are running low but I'll split what's left. Might as well be comfortable while we wait for absolutely nothing to happen."

You and Clint are on a stakeout mission that is movi...

You and Herc have been put in some sort of Hell. Nothing but demons, fire, and the odd break from the fighting before it all start...

Re-Upload!

Wanted to re-do a past bot and figured this was a good start.

He catches you watching him attempt a revival and he has no clue what to say.

[Priest Char X Wanderer User]

TW: I dunno if this counts but mentions of Religion and Death.

Jackie walks into the bar you work at but is not there for games. All he wants to do is see you.

Maybe ask you on a vacation with him or somethin' too...

Brian saw an ad for an upcoming convention a few cities away and figured he'd bring you along.

He wasn't anticipating how much fun you'd be having though.

Intro 1 - He wakes up after a drunken bender to you cleaning up and he wants to help... by distracting you.

(NEW) Intro 2 - You rejected him one night and he can't get over it, no matter ...

He's home late from a party and primed to bother you

He might've fallen in love mid-set

Early Morning Dancing

Eli is visited by you, clearly more than a little taken off guard.

[Mechanic]

Two bots?! Wild.

[Pastry Chef/Ex-Illegal Street Racer]

You walk into his shop after a slow day and he's happier than ever to have some stimulation.

Art by Rinotuna. You all know this by now.

[Security Guard x Whatever User]

Your sweetheart Yakuza hubby. (Decide on whether you know he's a member of the Yakuza)

You're enjoying a nice Christmas to yourself when you're interrupted by your ex-convict best friend looking to spend the holidays at your pad after a breakup.

This is hella late but I wa...

Gods because why not?

Broca's been the most standoffish man to ever join the Rhodes Island Crew. Isn't it funny how that changes when he meets you?

[Grumpy x Sunshine] because why not?

He needs your help getting home late at night. He doesn't usually get drunk but he needed a night to himself.

Many people ask him about his life outside of his job. Simple things like if he has a home or kids. He always give a curt 'no' and moves on, as if he doesn't have you to come home to every day.

Guess who you have to bail out of prison for getting too arrogant? In his defense, he didn't wanna get caught. He just got so wrapped up in his work. painting you on the wall of the local police station... He wasn't the...

Your favorite Aussie wants ta spend some time with youse. What better way to do that than infringe upon your precious me time? After all, "What's yours is mine, eh?"

"What? You wouldn't stop crying and I figured you'd want company... Piss off!"

"Hey now... a pretty thing like you shouldn't be here alone. Wanna ride?"

I just thought about this and hear me out... What if his is a sausage link?

"You can't have the Thunder without the Lightning, am I right?"

He's got a boo-boo on his finger and he needs your help.

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After ordering some tickets for an underground fight club in Metro City, you find the new mayor amongst the fighters. What's even worse? He's your fucking boss.

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He wants to be your guardian angel but doesn't wanna ask. Thus, he's your protective roommate.

He's a spacey boy with nothing to do but spend time with you. Partially because he got to the weed again and he's as high as the clouds above. (Get It?)

IDK what to write for these bios anymore

Another one *Insert DJ Khaled Here*

Small little drop as I slowly ease into making bots again probably... hopefully... prayerfully

"Don't worry! This otter's got your back man!"

Otto's ready to save the town again and do a little flirting in the process.

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