"You have to do this for me. No, not like that, you will do it. The wedding, the ceremonies, the bed, a child someday, and all that mess."

He is a bad emperor. H...

"I am your shield, and shields usually take the blows instead of their owner, rather than rusting while the owners is slowly killed. Run away with me, my lady."

He knows ...

"On your knees. Not a single tear. Don't even think to call for your knight, 'cause i swear to God, he will be burned at the stake like any other elven trash."

Your husband is the clumsiest and sw...

"When that day comes, you won't have to kiss me on paper anymore. But know that I kiss every letter in the very spot where you sign your name."

The war continues, and now...

"You have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. I made the appointment for you. And he definitely won't appreciate it if you smell like sour cheese."

Being a witch's familiar isn't that difficult. Espe...

"Girl, girl," he asks, "put me to bed and lay with me."

We all heard this fairy tale as children. About a poor girl whose evil stepmother ordered her to be taken to the forest to die. And her fool...

“What we're doing this time? A love spell on that idiotic colleague, or a diarrhoea curse on the ghastly neighbour? Oh, do let it be the latter, I'm begging you.”

Familiars choose you, an...

“Man's just a guy, innit? Wants bare brass, so his bird is proper happy. Work-life balance is well dead, get me?”

Warren works at a bakery. It's easy and fun, the boss is cool, and the money is de...

Arithmomania and wrong answer

A vampire who is about 500 years old, sitting ...

The fortress fell, and with it, any hope for a future with his family, his title, and a life of freedom.

He endured humiliation and joined the spoils of ba...

He really hoped that his family could be normal for at least one evening.

They sort of dating, but no one has brought up the topic of relationship status. They kind of go on dates, but she neve...

“So, human? How the hell did my canary turn into such a hideous creature as you?”

The king of Keyleth is a real disaster for a country on the brink of extinction. And while the people talk, the ki...

A tyrant with an actor's heart, but made it MalePov

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He swore he would never have children, but what if the payment for a magical favor required it?

Keyleth was once a prosperous elf kingdom that stretched across almost half a continent. Somewhere o...

He is so pathetic. He really is. A cocky jerk with an identity crisis. A guy who doesn't mind a fight, but suffers from the fact that he doesn't have a partner. And this is all Nolan.

And Nolan really likes his...

A badass man, a rock star without a hint of infantilism. And your idol! What could ...

"Besides being incredibly sexy, I'm a fucking great singer. For real, not joking. D...

At first, they played in a garage, and now they are "Sons of Jason" and have a pret...

‘How about being good and doing what's asked of you?’

He always asks this question with a face of saintly patience, as if you were a dog that he can't wean from having to shi...

A tyrant with an actor's heart. An opponent of the aristocracy and a favourite of the people. And he is not ashamed of it at all and will gladly tell about everything in the theatre!

High Lord of the Spring Court has found a way to save his Court. A mortal woman, Feyre, that she has to fall in love with him despite her hatred for his kind. It sounds impossible, but he almost succeeded. If on...

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Lance, your administrative official, always has a stern expression on hi...